I pass this sign all the time and try to figure out what it means:
So Jesus died so we could access Myspace in heaven? I’m no theologian but can’t Jesus just wiggle his nose and make stuff happen? If you think Jesus has to die so that you can get access to MySpace then you have serious problems, my friend. I suspect this whole sign is a trick question and the answer is “Burn down this sign*”.
PS. If you’re dead and still on MySpace I’m pretty sure you’re not in heaven.
*Don’t burn down this sign.
Comment of the day: You know how the churches like to be all “new age” and keep up with the lingo…just like the sign near my hometown that says “C H _ R C H…What is missing?” Every time it makes me think of that pick up line…. I got an F, a C, and a K, all I need is U. Then I start to burst into flames and I have to get out of my car and roll around in the slushy snow crap that has been here since thanksgiving. ~ Kristin