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Best Christmas Card Ever

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I just got a chance to go through my email and I found that I’d been sent what is possibly the best Christmas card in the history of the internet.

I’m fairly certain this was not *actually*  sent from Alexander Skarsgård, but according to the email it’s a counterpoint to the time that my cat (Ferris Mewler) tried to out-sexy a vampire.  A reckoning, if you will.

To be clear:

July 2011 ~ Alexander Skarsgård as Eric Northman vs.Ferris Mewler as Eric Northman:

It's sort of uncanny. Plus, Ferris' fangs are real. AND he has six nipples. And one time he got into my rainy-day crafts drawer and was covered in glitter for *weeks*. Conclusion: My cat is totally the next sexy vampire.

Yesterday ~ Alexander Skarsgård in a Bill Cosby sweater, holding an incredibly sensual cat:

I don't know what that bottom part says but I assume it's Swedish for "And now we give them 'the 'smolder', Mr. Puddles. FULL SPEED ON THE SMOLDER!"

Advantage?  Alexander Skarsgård and friend.

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