Disclaimer: This isn’t a real post but it wouldn’t fit on twitter. I do have a real post coming tomorrow, however it’s very superficial and self-indulgent but it’s my birthday so you’re not allowed to yell at me about it.
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You guys? Right now on Amazon this is the top related forum thread for my memoir:
On the plus side, they did use the word “great.” I’ll take it.
Also, other book people warned me that I should avoid saying something about one book seller without saying something about the others so that they wouldn’t get their feelings hurt, so I would just like to add that Barnes & Noble is very pretty and IndieBound has great hair and smells like cupcakes made of french fries.
PS. Have you lost weight, Books-a-Million? Because you look A – MAZING. No, seriously. I was afraid to say anything in case it was cancer or illegal drugs. That’s how awesome you look. Hey, can you introduce me to Target and Costco, or would that be weird? You can get back to me on that. I’m free tomorrow.