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Dreams are assholes

I just had a fever dream that I got married to the Graham Cracker heir, so my name was Jenny Graham. We had a baby and decided to name it something weird so it would fit in with all the stars’ names so we called her Apparel Ella.

It was not until 3am that I woke up and realized I named my dream baby Apparel Ella Graham.  It’s like a practical joke I pulled on myself.  Nice one, me.

Ps.  This post only makes sense if you say the name altogether and are into geometry.  Also, being half-asleep and groggy helps.

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