Remember last month when my blog kept crashing whenever I got too much traffic? Well, turns out I needed a new dedicated server and all that junk, and I sort of vacillated on getting one because it’s more expensive. But then I got an email from a company who offered to sponsor my new server this year just because they’re awesome and are tired of my blog being down. They even asked that I not mention who they were, which is either because they’re just amazingly selfless or because they’re embarrassed to be associated with me. Possibly both, if they’re as smart as I suspect. Regardless, I adore them and they decided that not only would they help make the blog remain viewable to you all, but they also made you a present.
It’s a Beyonce-the-Giant-Metal-Chicken popsicle-stick puppet and it’s awesome.
Just click on the widget on my sidebar and it’ll let you print it out for free. Give it to your kid. Freak out the guy in the next cubicle. Decorate your office. Plus, they’re making more bloggess-style puppetry, so every week you can see what they’ve come up with next.
PS. Is this the most professional, least profanity-laden post I’ve ever written? Shit yeah it is.
