Research scientists are the best at self-control

thebloggess

12 years ago

me: It’s a good thing I’m not a research scientist or there’d be monkeys all over this place.

Victor: What?

me: Monkeys. If I was a research scientist I’d steal all the research monkeys.

Victor: Because you want to save them?

me: No. I just don’t want to waste a monkey testing makeup on him. I’d be taking him home. Teaching him tricks.

Victor: Stop talking.

me: Two words : Monkey Circus.

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In non-related news, it’s time for the weekly wrap-up. Let’s get started, shall we?

What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):

I have run out of ideas. But the good thing is that this shirt is just as clever as the people you’re hanging out with. If they don’t like it then it’s because they aren’t imaginative enough.

What you missed on the internets:

This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:

Otters who look like Benedict Cumberbatch. I don’t know who that is but it still makes me laugh.
Cat scientists of the 1960’s.

This week’s wrap-up sponsored by the amazing Crack You Whip, which is awesome even though it looks like their title is a typo. It’s not though. It’s the perfect combination of comic strip and blog and you’ll love it if you agree that alligators are people too. You should check it out.