Several people have asked if we still have Beyonce-the-giant-metal-chicken. OF COURSE WE DO. Beyonce right this second:
Country life agrees with him.
Except for the hornets nest inside his belly, which, now that I think about it, sort of works as an organic burglar alarm. No one ever expects to battle angry hornets when trying to steal a giant metal chicken. It’s much like the Spanish Inquisition, but with more hornets and less Catholicism.