Today I’m in San Diego doing a reading and signing but while I’m on tour I’m reposting some of my old posts. This one was from 2008:
I pass this sign all the time and try to figure out what it means:
So Jesus died so we could access Myspace in heaven? I’m no theologian but can’t Jesus just wiggle his nose and make stuff happen? If you think Jesus has to die so that you can get access to MySpace then you have serious problems, my friend. I suspect this whole sign is a trick question and the answer is “Burn down this sign*”.
PS. If you’re dead and still on MySpace I’m pretty sure you’re not in heaven.
*Don’t burn down this sign.