Laura: Seriously? The people across the street have had their Christmas decorations up for two weeks.
me: They probably just forgot to take down last year’s decorations.
Laura: Nope. They’re new decorations and they put them up the day after Halloween. FUCKING CALM DOWN, PEOPLE. IT’S NOVEMBER.
me: Are you yelling at your neighbors through the window?
Laura: Maybe.
me: I think you need to raise the stakes and put up your decorations for New Years Eve today.
Laura: Meh.
me: New Years Eve FOR THE YEAR 3000.
Laura: And this is why we’re friends.