I got on youtube and they gave me a bunch of suggestions of shit I should look at and most of it made sense because three of them were things that I’d uploaded myself, but then the fourth thing suggested for me was “BEAR’S ENEMA” and I thought “Oh, that makes perfect sense because it’s right in between me singing songs to African orphans and a video of my daughter dancing and then there’s A BEAR ENEMA VIDEO.” And what’s even more unsettling is that the bear enema video has like 500,000 times more views than any of my videos. This is a metaphor for my whole life.
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In unrelated news, it’s time for the weekly wrap up.
What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
What you missed on the internets:
- Indie Reader interview
- I made it to the finals! And now voting starts all over again. Which is weird.
- Kick-ass stuff I pinned.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
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