Preface: If you haven’t finished my book you won’t get this joke, so (mild) spoiler alert, sweetie.
In the end of my book I talk about the fact that Victor and I have a long-standing argument about how he doesn’t believe that there are water-squirrels and I can never find anything to back me up except for squirrels that I find in the water, and he points out that those are probably just drowned squirrels and I point out that they’re probably the carcusess of aqua-squirrels, and so I’ve searched for books to back up the existence of aqua-squirrels (because one time I totally saw one) and then I realized that I WAS WRITING A BOOK AND I COULD ADD A WHOLE SECTION ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF WATER-SQUIRRELS. It was just a sentence really, and then I left a section blank so the reader could fill it in with their true-facts-no-one-ever-believes, so basically my book is worth the cover price FOR THAT PAGE ALONE.
A friend of mine leant her copy of my book to her brother Kevin, who returned it with a brand new dust cover that he had created himself:
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In unrelated news, it’s time for the weekly wrap up.
What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
What you missed on the internets:
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