Remember when you were a kid and you’d go out of town and you needed to tell your mom that you got there safe, but cell phones didn’t exist and no one could afford long distance so you’d just make a collect call from “I’m here” and then your mom would decline the call?
Was that just me?
Related: I feel old.
Unrelated: I just looked up this trend on twitter…
Nowhere on the first page does anyone say “masturbate”. Twitter has just become self-aware, y’all. And it’s telling on you.