Here’s the book trailer for the paper-back version of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, which you need to buy because it’s cheaper and also there’s a whole new chapter included and you might be in it. Seriously. A lot of you are in it.
AND I’ll be doing a paperback tour starting in March (details coming) and I just got into a fight with Victor because I was like “FINALLY I’m going to Kansas” but then Victor pointed out that this particular Kansas City was not actually in Kansas, and then I looked at the itinerary and I was like “WHY IS KANSAS CITY IN MONTANA?” and then Victor pointed out that “MO” actually stands for “Missouri” and I had to google how wrong he was and turns out that there are eight different states that all start with M. Not cool, America.
Long story short? I’m going on tour and I’m renaming all of the states that start with “M”.
PS. Montana is now “The Dark North”. Massachusetts is now “Tater-Tots”. Michigan is now “WOLVERINES” (complete with fist pump). Missouri is now “Ancient Rome” because it would be fun to see on a plane ticket. Maryland is “Neil-Patrick-Harris” because he’s awesome. Mississippi is still “Mississippi” because it’s fun to spell.