I’m going on book-tour in a couple of days (for the love of God, please come see me so I’m not sitting alone) so I decided I needed to get my hair trimmed today.
Conversation I had with the stylist:
Her: So how do you normally do your hair?
me: I usually just wash it and then let it air dry.
Her: Wow. You’re really not concerned with appearances, are you?
me: Why? Because I’m low-maintenance about my hair?
Her: No. Because you’re wearing two different flats.
Motherfucker.
PS. This is where I would stick the obligatory “I got my hair cut” photo, but it looks the same as always (except shorter) and it’s much more interesting to share a photo of me as a Walking Dead zombie.
