A series of text messages I got from a completely random number:
them: Do I need all of these corpses?
me: Daddy?
them: What?
me: Is this my father?
them: Larry?
me: No. I think you have the wrong number.
Them: Sorry.
me: But wait…why DO you have so many corpses?
them: Why did you assume I was your father?
me: It’s sort of a long story.
them: Ditto.
me: Well. Good luck to you then.
them: You too.