Conversation between me and Victor:
me: Hey! I found what I want for Christmas.
Victor: Um…no. You can’t have a knife for Christmas.
me: It’s not just a knife. It’s a knife with a flashlight it in.
Victor: Why would you even want that?
me: So I can see where I’m stabbing, obviously.
Victor: Right. And that would be reason number 800 why you can’t have a knife for Christmas.
me: Look at it this way…during the zombie acopolypse we’ll all be walking around with flashlights. But mine will have a knife on it. For stabbing. That’s like the best zombie-fighting flashlight ever.
Victor: Jenny, you can’t just rationalize everything based on the zombie apocalypse.
me: Uggh. You always say that. You’ll feel really bad when I can’t see what I’m stabbing later.
Victor: And this is why I don’t like Christmas.
me: I know. Sorry. Zombies ruin everything.
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And in other news, it’s Sunday, which means its time for the weekly wrap-up:
What you missed in my shop (Named “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- The Official 2014 Bloggess Calendar. Because next year can’t come soon enough.
- The perfect mug. One side says you’re weird. The other just proves it.
- BE NICE (or I’ll stab you) pocket journal. Great for meetings with difficult coworkers.
- It’s a giant-ish sticker with a bear head on it. Now you can have Beartrum’s head on your wall too.
What you missed on the internets:
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
- I can’t tell if they’re high or just punch-drunk. Regardless, it’s awesome.
- My friend Brené is sort of amazing.
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