This isn’t a real post. It’s just a place to say that I hope you had a wonderful holiday and that if you’re feeling a bit down that is totally normal because this time of year is filled with weirdness and stress and ups and downs, so if you don’t feel sort of depressed at least once this month you’re probably a cyborg. To distract you from all that holiday angst, I’m sharing a picture I took from the classified section of my hometown paper. It’s usually filled with all sorts of weirdness, and this week was no exception:
PS. My parents just reminded me that their donkey (Jasper) could be a real crotchety old asshole when he wanted to be, so technically it’s probably a good idea to not settle for just any old jackass. This reasoning is true of spouses, bosses, and guard donkeys.
I’m sorry I ever judged you, Kara.
PPS. On an utterly unrelated note, for xmas I got gift certificates for books (because people know me and I have a problem). Help me choose. What’s one of your favorite books that you think everyone should read? I’m making a list.