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This isn’t a real post.  It’s just a place to say that I hope you had a wonderful holiday and that if you’re feeling a bit down that is totally normal because this time of year is filled with weirdness and stress and ups and downs, so if you don’t feel sort of depressed at least once this month you’re probably a cyborg.  To distract you from all that holiday angst, I’m sharing a picture I took from the classified section of my hometown paper.  It’s usually filled with all sorts of weirdness, and this week was no exception:

That's *awfully* specific, Kara.

PS.  My parents just reminded me that their donkey (Jasper) could be a real crotchety old asshole when he wanted to be, so technically it’s probably a good idea to not settle for just any old jackass.  This reasoning is true of spouses, bosses, and guard donkeys.

I’m sorry I ever judged you, Kara.

PPS.  On an utterly unrelated note, for xmas I got gift certificates for books (because people know me and I have a problem).  Help me choose.  What’s one of your favorite books that you think everyone should read?  I’m making a list.

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  1. Have you read Eleanor and Park?

  2. I received the same thing! I really enjoyed The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield. I hope you and your family have had a great day.

  3. I fully admit I don’t know much about guard donkeys, but aren’t they supposed to look angry and scary? Not nice and young? Wouldn’t that send off the wrong signals?

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  4. Anything from David Sedaris! I really think you would enjoy him

  5. A Prayer For Owen Meany by John Irving.

    Animal Dreams by Barbara Kingsolver

    Love those books. And Merry Christmas…

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    Kathryn Franks @Thrushiebaby

    Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follet

  7. I got a kindle this year and I’m going to buy your book first. I assume you’ve read your own book?

  8. I second The Thirteenth Tale because it is WONDERFUL.

    I also recommend the Divergent trilogy OR The Fault In Our Stars by John Green.

  9. I Know This Much is True-Wally Lamb

  10. Yours, of course!

  11. Beautiful Unique Sparkleponies by Chris Kluwe

  12. James Baldwin – Giovanni’s Room
    Graham Greene – The End of the Affair
    Kazuo Ishiguro – The Remains of the Day


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  13. The Good Mother Myth. It just came out. It is so wonderful. Full-disclosure, one of my friends (@donotfaint) wrote one of the essays, so I am a bit biased, but I think every mom who has ever struggled with worthiness or mental illness would benefit from having it. Happy Holidays!

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  14. ‘The Fault in our Stars’ by John Green. Everyone should read this book; it is life-altering. I’m buying my sister a copy for Christmas because she, like everyone, needs to read this.

  15. Ishmael by Daniel Quinn

    (I can’t think of any books funnier than yours to suggest.)

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  16. The Curious Incident of the Donkey in the Night-Time.

  17. My favourite book is Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore. His sense of humour is just perfect!

  18. Pillars of the Earth and Ishmael….yes!

  19. Ohhh…Kathryn..(comment 6) also a good choice. I loved Pillars Of The Earth

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  20. The Pleasure of My Company – Steve Martin. It’s funny and sad and perfect and stays with you.

  21. Code Name Verity by Elizabeth Wein.

  22. I second Eleanor & Park. And Fangirl. I just discovered Rainbow Rowell. She’s awesome.

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  23. Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell and My life in France by Julia Child.

  24. The Wonderful O and The Thirteen Clocks by James Thurber and The Last Unicorn by Peter S Beagle.

  25. Kinda sad that I’m not the Kara who placed this ad…

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  26. I loved The Reason Why I Jump by Naoki Higashida. It was the most beautiful book I read this year, but is also sad as well.

  27. Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell

  28. Reamde by Neil Stephenson, an awesome contemporary page turner & you will never think about video games the same afterwards. At the top of my list of living authors, up there with Neil Gaiman

  29. Truth is… the only book I’ve ever recommended to anyone who would listen AND have bought multiple copies of (for myself and for gifts) is your book.

    However, I am a big Erma Bombeck fan…so if you can get any of her books, you might like them.

    Hope you are enjoying the Holidays, Jenny! Love to you and your family.

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  30. I can’t not keep adding to the book suggestions.

    Read everything you can by Harlan Coben. He’s a riot. His Myron Bolitar series is wonderful…but his stand alone books are great as well.

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  31. All of the Ben Aaronovitch PC Grant Series (Rivers of London, Moon over Soho, Broken Homes & Whispers Underground). It’s about being a policeman in London who sees and talks to a ghost, becomes a trainee wizard and gets recruited by The Folly. It’s FANTASTIC! Oh and you should also try all of the Matthew Swift / Blue Electric Angels series by Kate Griffin. Happy Christmas!

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    Happy Holidays! I enjoy This is Where I Leave You by Jonathan Tropper or The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green by Joshua Braff.

  33. I hope Kara gets the donkey she’s looking for. I recommend this: The Shack – William P. Young, and Merry Christmas, Bloggess! recently posted Seasonal inspiration from TV commercials.

  34. Ice man

  35. Where’d You Go, Bernadette? by Maria Semple

    Love love love this book and it speaks to any one who alternates between fits of genius and fits of despair!

  36. Green Angel. It’s an uber short Y.A. book, but it’s one of my favorites.

  37. Silverlock by John Myers Myers.

  38. “The Chosen” by Chaim Potok is riveting and I never expected it to be. I also love “Yesterday’s Doll” by Cora Taylor and “The Last Dragonslayer” by Jasper Fforde. Have a wonderful holiday, with or without a guard donkey! 🙂

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  39. I don’t think everyone should read these -they are weird and wonderful and lots of people just wouldn’t appreciate them but I think you would — Aimee Bender’s “The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake” and Lauren Groff’s “The Monsters of Templeton”

  40. The Book Thief (so much better than the movie).

  41. Great read is Five Days at Memorial. It will make you think HARD.

  42. Favorite book ever “Job: A Comedy of Justice” by Robert Heinlein.

    Also, I am down today because I am having a flare of my Crohn’s disease and my Interstitial Cystitis at the same time, and it is making me want to jump off a bridge (which I just typoed as bitch… I would do that too), because the pain/annoyance is unbearable and I have been dealing with it for an hour and a half now, and my meds aren’t stopping it and I just want to die.
    I once proposed that if a hell exists, it is having a UTI and a sore throat at the same time. I think it is kind of cruel that I have a chronic disease that mimics a UTI, but reading that book up there made me understand it all.

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    Tara Robinson

    The Light Between Oceans by M. L. Stedman, Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood, Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison.

  44. Truth and beauty by Ann patchett. Awesome book, nowhere near as drippy as the title

  45. At least they didn’t mix up the ads and print “need a nice, young female ass for mother.” Then again, to each their own.

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  46. The Last Samurai by Helen DeWitt because it mentions Akkadian. I mean, it has to be good then, no?

  47. Have you read any Anne Rivers Siddons? Her Peachtree Road is one of my all-time favorites, and I think you’d enjoy it as well.

    And this is a children’s book, but I’ve had several people put out requests for children’s book recs. and I am a life-long fan of Tolstoy’s The Lion and The Puppy. It’s actually a compilation of many short stories he wrote for his school for the poor/serf children in his village. The stories are a bit dark (in a matter-of-fact realistic way, not in a zombie way, sorry!) compared to the Goodnight, Moon type of books, but I still gift it to every friend as a first-kid gift.

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  48. Beyond the Bear by Dan Bigley. The most amazing tale of a guy’s journey to emotional and physical recovery after he was mauled and blinded by a bear in Alaska.

  49. Terry Pratchett. I recommend lots of Terry Pratchett. I particularly love the books with Granny Weatherwax and the Tiffany Aching ones (Lords and Ladies, Carpe Jugelum, Masquerade, The Wee Free Men, etc.). The Dispossessed by Ursula K. LeGuin is really good. It’s a really dense read but it immediately became one of my favorites. Of course, then there’s classics like Pride and Prejudice and The Count of Monte Cristo and stuff. I’m particularly fond of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. If you’re looking for some really good paranoid science fiction, Philip K. Dick is great. The Man in the High Castle is really good and so is Ubik. I read a lot. 🙂

  50. All About Lulu and Nothing to Envy. I’ll also second Where’d You Go, Bernadette?.

  51. I bought YOUR book and have now loaned it to 3 people and I haven’t seen it in months. Which makes me sad, because I want to be the crazy person on the bus again who is laughing out loud while she’s reading.

  52. The Shannara books! They helped shape me into the person I am today! I read them for the first time when I was 12

  53. This is Where I Leave You
    Eleanor and Park
    Doctor Sleep

  54. East of Eden by John Steinbeck
    The Forgotten Garden by Kate Morton
    Garden Spells by Sarah Addison Allen

    I second the book thief and the particular sadness of lemon cake.

  55. I just wonder how they plan on mounting the tires on mom?

  56. “Round Ireland with a Fridge” by Tony Hawks. A guy hitch hikes the circumference of Ireland while rolling along a small fridge, as a result of a drunken bet. The fridge surfs, gets blessed by nuns…what’s not to love?

  57. I’m a cyborg then. Then again, also Jewish. Today was Chinese Food and a Movie Day. The only angst I felt was whether or not I could eat one more dumpling. Answer: heck yeah I can.

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    Pamela moulder

    Jonathan Livingston Seagull

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    Jessica Stygles

    A Dirty Job (Christopher Moore) – darkly funny, this is my recommendation most specific to you. 🙂
    Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman
    Bitter is the New Black
    A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
    The Art of Racing in the Rain

  60. Isabelle Allende “The House of the Spirits”, or “Portrait in Sepia”

  61. “Bear V Shark” by Chris Bachelder. I wouldn’t recommend it to everyone, even though it’s one of my favourites, but I think you’d understand 🙂

    Also “Nights at the Circus” by Angela Carter which is amazing and beautiful.

  62. “Set This House in Order” by Matt Ruff. I love Matt and all of his books but this is the most super stupendous book of all time. It’s about broken people helping each other get less broken and learning to live with their brokenness.

  63. Catch-22 is one of my favorite books. It shows how messed up things are in a hilarious way.

  64. A current series I’m LOVING is the Witch Central series by Deborah Geary. She’s thoughtful, and deep and yet leaves you with this brilliant uplifting feeling. Love love love her!

  65. Donkeys make good guards for foals against coyotes.

  66. Ooh, ooh, Ursula Vernon’s DIGGER OMNIBUS from Sofawolf Press is coming out in softcover through comic shops on 1/29/2014! You can pre-order it in your local comic shop! The code is NOV131232 if they are too stupid to look it up properly.

    I don’t get any money from saying this, but I loved this comic so much when it was serialized online that I contributed to the Kickstarter campaign for the omnibus edition & received it Saturday & just sat down and read the whole thing again and it STILL hangs together.

    Ursula described it this way: “A wombat. A dead god. A very peculiar epic.” There are also warrior hyenas, oracular slugs, a little shadow-type person who may or may not be a demon, and the default gender is female. It’s definitely not a typical “talking animal” type of comic, even though there are talking animals.

  67. I got the Hunger Games boxed set and the Chaos Walking trilogy. Both are excellent if you haven’t already read them. I also received Horde be Ann Aguirre. It’s the final book in the Enclave trilogy. Very good so far. I also really like Tabitha King’s books about the Styles family. They’re old but I retread them every couple of years.

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    Samantha Gibson

    The 13th Tale is awesome! Also you probably have it cause uou love Neil gaiman but the one about an Irishman finding a world in underground London is awesomesauce

  69. The Bond by Wayne Pacelle.

  70. Yours of course. I’m reading it now. Again. It gets me through the stressfull parts of Christmas.

  71. *Atonement,* *Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society,* *The Fault in our Stars,* *Me Talk Pretty One Day,* *The Guinea Pig Diaries, * *The Year Without Made in China, * *Animal, Vegetable, Miracle.*

  72. William Shakespeare’s Star Wars

    by Ian Doescher

    It’s the original Episode four novel, rewritten in Shakespearean iambic pentameter.

  73. Jenny…just have to say that your book was my gift of choice to the people I really like…and also to let you know….it is sold out at lots of places in Austin (which delighted me on one hand for you, but made me a little pissy to have to travel all over the place to find #5!) Congrats on your success and many many thanks for the humor you share with the world.

  74. Ready Player One by Ernest Cline. It’s the best book I’ve read in years. Also, the audiobook is read by the excellent Mr. Wil Wheaton, who reads even better than he collates paper. 🙂

    Merry Christmas!

  75. Remnant Population by Elizabeth Moon (sci-fi, unique, has an old woman as the protagonist, really a scifi book about differentness and community)
    The Songkiller Saga (it’s a trilogy) by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough (kind of fantasy, kind of allegory, all about folk music and the soul of humanity)
    Miss Twiggley’s Tree by Dorothea Warren Fox (children’s picture/poetry book, beautiful, my mom won’t let me steal her copy)
    Patchwork Narrative by Tyler Yoder (poetry, all about life and growing up and being different and struggling)
    The Father Brown Mysteries by GK Chesterton (mysteries solved by a priest, kind of the anti-sherlock-holmes)
    A Tale of Time City by Diana Wynne Jones (sci fi and fantasy and time travel, children’s/YA)
    Revolutionary Blues by Mike Politis (trippy as FUCK, historicalish fiction)
    Beauty by Robin McKinley (retelling of beauty and the beast)
    (going for variety with my suggestions 😉 )

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    Shannon Fielding

    Happy Holidays, to you and yours.

  77. “He, She, It” by Marge Piercy
    “Unless” by Carole …
    “Good Omens” (which I some you have read but is one of my airways reread in times of need books)

    Sorry for anything that is incorrect or typoed… Just home from the hospital, baby is 48hrs old, anything could happen. As long as it’s a nap.. )

  78. If you have not yet read them, I highly recommend Patrick Rothfuss’ “The Name of the Wind” and “The Wise Man’s Fear”

  79. The Flavia DeLuce series starting with The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie by Alan Bradley. Every time I finish one I can’t wait for the next to come out!

  80. Where the Red Fern Grows.
    My cat typed that last part. Really. So I left it. You can forward it to Ferris M. He probably knows what it means.
    Back to my list
    The Husband’s Secret, And the Mountains Echoed, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (and all).
    Where’d You Go Bernadette (but it’s sort of unique to Seattle)

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  81. Oh, you so need to read “The House With A Clock in Its Walls,” by John Bellairs.

  82. The Bear Went Over The Mountain by William Kotzwinkle is one of my favorites!

  83. Best book I read this year was Room.
    Merry Christmas and thanks for the much needed pick-me-up 🙂

  84. I admit I am a bit of a fantasy and steampunk nerd …

    So my absolute favorite books are “The Fairy Godmother” by Mercedes Lackey (fantasy) or the “Parasol Protectorate” by Gail Carriger (steampunk)

  85. Fall on Your Knees by Anne Marie McDonald

  86. Love Untethered Soul. Oprah does too, apparently. ? Happy Christmas to you, Jenny! 🙂

  87. My favorite read of the year was Unapologetic by Francis Spufford. Like you, he talks about Jesus while dropping f-bombs. You might feel a kinship.

  88. Your book is the one I always recommend to people. So, if you can’t remember what’s in there, read it again! But since you probably remember all your stories, I’m out of recommendations. Hope you have a great day!

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  89. The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss (and then the sequel)

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    Angela Wicentowich

    The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. One of my new favourites.

    The Locke Lamora series.

  91. Wonder by RJ Palacio
    The Language of Flowers by Vanessa Diffenbaugh

  92. The Doomsday Book by Connie Willis

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    Nicole Hester

    I would recommend books by Terry Pratchett (Discworld) & Jasper Fforde (Thursday Next).

    My most favourite books which I read over and over are To Kill a Mockingbird, Pride & Prejudice, Lord of the Rings (although not read much since the movies came out).

    If you want action & intrigue then Matthew Reilly (Contest, Temple, The Tournament).

    I also love The Book Thief and anything by Neil Gaiman. The books I regard as ‘comfort food’ are by Agatha Christie & Georgette Heyer (Regency novels).

    Have a merry Christmas with your family.


  94. I assume you have read yours and Harry Potter. My favorites. If you have not read Travels with Charley by John Steinbeck that is a great book.
    Merry Christmas. I enjoy all things you write.

  95. Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About by Mil Millington
    A Confederacy Of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
    Any of Cathy Lambs books
    Pioneer Go Home by Richard Powell
    The Cat Who trilogy by Peter Gethers ( true story about an amazing cat named Norton )
    Rise Of The Steam Goddess by Ben Hamby
    I am off to drown myself in one alcoholic drink ( all I can have with my meds ) and get the Kleenex ready to say goodbye to my beloved Matt Smith. I AM NOT READY.

  96. Zadie Smith’s NW – it’s The Ulysses of our time. (which means it’s actually understandable) Seriously, I can’t say how much it blew me away, I’m a classicist, but this is the best contemporary novel I’ve ever read, in fact, one of the best novels I’ve ever read – up there with Dickens for beautiful detail, and Shakespeare for use of language. I can’t recommend Smith enough.

  97. I recommend “The Fault in Our Stars” because it is awesome, 100 Years of Solitude because Garcia is awesome and The Wasteland series by Stephen King. And the OUtlander series by Diana Gabaldon.
    And I love the ad that needs dependable tires for mother! And an anvil! I want an anvil!

  98. My go-to book suggestion lately has been “Let’s Pretend This Never Happened,” but that probably wouldn’t work for you. Orphan Train is good. So is Sarah’s Key, but that book is also incredibly depressing, but so, so amazing. I would go for that one.

  99. Book Thief, Water for Elephants, Divergent series, The Fault in Our Stars, I could go on and on…

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    Judi Waldeis

    To Begin Again by Jen Knox. I may be on the biased side, Jen Knox is my daughter-in-law. She and my son live in San Antonio. She also has quite a few short stories published online. To Begin Again is a collection of short stories.

  101. Daniel Quinn, Christopher Moore, Hugh Howey. They are authors. They are FANTABULOUS authors.

    Happy lolidays!

  102. Absolutely anything by A. Lee Martinez. He’s phenomenally weird and I love his stories so much. I bought several of his books for Christmas gifts –

    Here’s a great starter.

  103. I don’t make time to read much but my favorite book of all times is “The Voyage of the Narwhal” by Andrea Barrett. It is a fictionalized account of Shackleton’s voyage to Antarctica on the Endurance. I have read it more than once. I like to read it in the dead of winter because it makes winter even here in Vermont seem like kid’s play. The real story of this voyage of Shackleton’s is, in my opinion, the greatest adventure story of all times. Also any short stories by Alice Munro.

  104. I just opened Sarah Vowell’s “Unfamiliar Fishes” and while I’m only about a chapter into it, I can recommend any of her work unreservedly, so pile in! This one somehow ended up on our bookshelf unread; it’s about Hawaii and American Empire.

  105. 1. A friend of mine always used to respond to overuse of the word “if” (especially in the phrase “if only I had…”) with “If my grandmother had wheels she’d be a motorcycle”. SO maybe mother is motorcycle.
    2. I read How to Talk Dirty and Influence People by Lenny Bruce and The Eden Express by Mark Vonnegut (Kurt’s son) when I was 16 and they totally shaped who I have become (in a good way).

  106. So, am I the only one wondering just how they’re gonna use the tires on mom?

  107. The Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind is great, as is The Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield.

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  108. And I second “The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake” and add “The HIgher Power of Lucky” because…did I mention I would love an anvil? People who want anvils feel no need to explain their choices; it is assumed that others will understand without any added information. Have a day. 😉

  109. First, this: You enter the name of an author you like, and it gives you a “diagram” (for lack of a better term) of related authors. Free, easy, and VERY useful!! Now for the actual books:
    “Illustrated Man” by Ray Bradbury is a MUST. I read it in my teens but am reading it again, and it speaks to me so much more now.
    “Celestine Prophecies” is a cool book. I like the theory, although I’m not in love with way it’s presented. I think it’s totally worth the read just for the concepts you get from it.

    And my “Not-So-Deep” faves:
    -ANYTHING Jim Butcher! Dresden Files are quick and easy with adult themes, Calderon Series is a bit longer but more YA in concepts, IMO
    -The Kingslayer Chronicles: I’m a bit irate with this author b/c I NEED the next book to come out NOW, but I love the way they’re written and the depth of the character development
    -Bringing Home the Birkin: If you liked the brand name-dropping of “The Devil Wears Prada” but want less “Evil Snow Queen”, read this. SO GOOD!

    Honest to goodness, I have a billion more if you are a fiction fan. Bloggess & other readers/posters, feel free to email me if you need/want suggestions. Nothing makes me happier than “prescribing” books! Happy winter-related celebrations!!

  110. The Black Dagger Brotherhood series by J. R. Ward. If you haven’t read them, you are missing out beyond your wildest dreams.

  111. I am just now reading the Outlander series, and I’m sort of pissed that no one recommended them to me before now. They are so, so good.

    Much merriness to you and yours, Jenny! <3

  112. The Art of Perseverance by Joseph Marshall III

  113. I just got the 3rd MaddAddam book by Margaret Atwood, I love that series. Also Arsène Lupin: Gentleman Thief is a great series. Sherlock Holmes era and style but Frenchier.

  114. Echo by Francesca Lia Block
    Wonder by RJ Palacio

    …And, although you’ve probably read it before, I’ll add Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes too, because it’s my all-time favorite ever and everyone should read it at least twice. 🙂

  115. Whoa. Don’t read Sarah’s Key. It really was great, but it was probably the saddest book I have ever read. Like ugly cry, physical heart ache kind of sad.

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    Chronicles of Chrestomanci by Dianna Wynne Jones. Anything by her really.

  117. Cyborg indeed… The only thing keeping me from being emotionally drained are meds, meds, meds! 😉
    But you asked about books. Here’s my favorite book list:
    1-10: everything written by Hermann Hesse, beginning with “The glass bead game”
    11: Ken Follett! Bonus for this year is the last part of a trilogy he started four years ago. So basically if you start reading the first two books now you don’t even have to wait for the third book which will be published in 2014!
    12: Wheel of Time (Robert Jordan)
    13: Harry Potter – because it makes me feel all tingely and loved… Knowing he was all alone and still persevered…

    Merry Christmas!

  118. Fool by Christopher Moore
    if you like Shakespeare’s King Lear told from his fool’s pov, then go read this….plus, it has some very creative swearing in it…who doesn’t like creative swearing???
    it’s relatively new, but a great read just the same…

  119. The Feast of Love by Charles Baxter. It’s so good I can’t even breathe.

  120. Irvin Yalom: Lying on the Couch, The Schopenhauer Cure, When Nietzsche Wept…..awesome books if you’re into the therapy world! Anyone who liked HBO’s “In Treatment” would probably love anything by Yalom.

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    Janet Coburn

    The Book Thief. I’m recommending it to everyone. And anything by Mary Roach.

  122. Definitely A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving – brilliant, funny, poignant. I read it years ago, and finished at 3am SOBBING for the last 40 pages. Happy New Year, Jenny, thanks for all the laughs and news this year.

  123. I think this book is out of print (well, the old fashioned paper version is), but if you can find a copy, I suggest A Brother to Dragons, A Companion to Owls by Jane Lindskold. There’s just something about the main character, Sara, that I just love so much, and that makes this one of my favorite books ever.

    Synopsis from Lindskold’s site: “Sarah is insane. After all, she talks to walls, rubber dragons, and other inanimate objects. What no one else knows is that the inanimate answers her back. When budget cuts put Sarah out of a mental home and onto the streets, she is adopted by a street gang ruled by Head Wolf, a sometimes brutal man who may be as insane as she is. But someone wants Sarah — perhaps merely to put her back inside, perhaps for more sinister reasons. Championed by the hacker Abalone, assisted by other members of the Pack, Sarah goes into hiding, but hiding may not be enough to preserve her freedom — or her life.”

    I also recommend Elf Defense by Esther M. Friesner, a funny modern fantasy where fairy kind of invades Connecticut, and Beggers In Spain by Nancy Kress, a scifi novel following the lives of genetically engineered children (don’t bother reading the 2nd & 3rd books in the trilogy, as they were meh).

  124. The Man Who Quit Money by Mark Sundeen. Biography of a guy who decided to opt-out of money and work and government stuff, and live in a cave in the wilderness. He doesn’t even barter. He just goes through life on giving. Changed my view of money because now I realize that paying rent and balancing the checkbook is a choice, because living in a cave in the wilderness is an option. (Strangely) I found that empowering and comforting.

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  125. Love the idea of travel and history, don’t travel for a number of reasons, but, if you are similar, try Tony Horwitz’ books, Confederates in the Attic, Blue Latitudes or A Voyage Long and Strange. I really love Blue Latitudes, but I am a Captain Cook freak. His wife Geradine Brooks writes great historical novels, Caleb’s Crossing, and People of the Book are wonderful although I have enjoyed everything of hers I have read.

    Finally, Wool by Hugh Howey; I still can’t figure out if I was sad or hopeful at the end of this dystopian novel, but it was well written and enjoyable.

  126. Have you read “A Fault in Our Stars” by John Green? If not, that should happen. Happy merry holidays!

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    Lucia Von Letkemann

    I fourth Eleanor and Park, plus On Being a Woman, Simon Pegg’s autobiography, and for some holiday cheer, The Stupidest Angel by Christopher Moore, with the best Christmas book opening line:
    “Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.”
    What more could you want???

  128. Absolutely agree on 13th Tale. Incredible book and well worth it. My holiday guilty pleasure is usually the latest Nora Roberts trilogy. Don’t judge.

  129. The Outlander series is a must.

  130. Second or third the Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon. Best books ever, and Starz is making the first book into a TV show in 2014.

  131. Actually, I liked this one and as a native Texan, you should understand it…

  132. My favorites are by Elizabeth Peters: The Seventh Sinner, The Murders of Richard III, Die For Love, Naked Once More. They’re all funny mysteries. The heroine, Jacqueline Kirby, was my role model (and the cause of my 15+ pound purse).

    You also can’t go wrong with Michelle Sagara’s Cast in Elantra series, or Kim Hartison’s Hollows series, or Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum series, or Jill Connor Browne’s Sweet Potato Queen series.

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    ^ On Being a Woman is by Caitlin Moran. It is NOT Simon Pegg’s autobiography. That was a separate suggestion, although if he wrote a book with that title, lets face it, we’d all want to read it…

  134. The Dud Avocado. A bit of a women’s cult classic from the ’60s I think. You would totally appreciate the humor and first person writing style of a young woman abroad.

  135. Half of a Yellow Sun, by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

  136. Anglemaker from Nick Harkaway is great! Shit my Dad Says is hilarious and anything from Davis Sedaris I’d great 🙂

  137. *Harrison. Kim Harrison.

    Fucking autocorrect.

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    If you haven’t already read it, I think you would enjoy the Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde, starting with the Eyre Affair. These books are delightfully weird, very funny, and celebrate my favorite thing ever – books! 🙂

  139. I love Sharyn McCrumb, the ballad series is really great, but anything by her is good.

  140. Bridge of Birds. Read it. You must read it.

  141. The Lions of Al-Rassan by Guy Gavriel Kay is one of my all-time favourite books. Anything by him is amazing, though.

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    Northern Borders by Howard Frank Mosher. Coming of age story set in the North East Kingdom of Vermont. A boy is being raised by his feuding (and quirky) grandparents. Takes place in the late 40’s , I think, rural farms are just getting electric power. A beautiful picture of that time and place.

  143. Second on Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. I cannot recommend this book enough. The writing is absolutely beautiful.

    Also, Outlander. They are currently making it into a TV series on Starz. My wife loves these books. Multiple re-reads and all of the audiobooks.

    Anything by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. Just read Stardust and Ocean at the end of the lane. They were both amazing.

  144. I have loved every word Rainbow Rowell has had published!

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  145. Really basic but… Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy and the rest of the series(way better than the lame ass movie!) I second Philip K. Dick. Anything by Sydney Van Syoc if you can find it, the most unique scifi I’ve read. And if you are in the mood for some really twisted messed up shit Chuck Palahnuik (wrote Fight Club) And on the lighter side I adore Agatha Christie.

  146. Anything by Jhumpa Lahiri, including her latest, “The Lowland.”
    Great post – some of these books sound really interesting and since it’s winter in Minnesota for the next 5 months, there’s really nothing else to do but read.
    Looking forward to your new book sometime in the future.
    Till then.
    Barb in Minnesota

  147. I just finished Fall On Your Knees by Anne Marie McDonald. It’s one of those crazy family books that is super dramatic and full of SECRETS, lies, and intrigue. Ooooh!

    The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern is complete magic. I want to go live in that circus. I wish it was real.

    Wild by Cheryl Strayed is a memoir of a young woman solo hiking the Pacific Crest Trail. Now I want to go have hiking adventures!

    My Life in France by Julia Child has quite literally changed my life. JC is pretty much my hero. Did you know she failed her graduation exam from the Cordon Bleu? And then she didn’t namby pamby around and think, “Oh, I guess I must not be meant to be a chef then, hmm…” Instead she said “Ha! I’ll show them!” retook her test, and then became THE Julia Child. This attitude has helped me overcome a similar setback. Plus she’s absolutely charming.

  148. Crazy Rich Asians by Kevin Kwan and The Last Policeman by Ben Winters

  149. Neverwhere-Neil Gaiman
    The Name Of the Wind-Patrick Rothfuss
    Practical Demon Keeping-Christopher Moore

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  150. The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. 🙂

  151. To Say Nothing of the Dog: or, How we found the Bishop’s bird stump at last
    By Connie Willis

  152. Shantaram. Shantaram. Shantaram.

    Cutting for Stone and The Book Thief are exceptional as well.

    But Shantaram is by far a life changer and the most beautiful and crazy story.

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  153. Carson McCullers, The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter

  154. I like the Mistborn series by Brandon Sanderson (fantasy), Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn (mystery) and Ready Player One (sci-fi) by Ernest Cline. Merry Christmas!

  155. Prayer for Owen Meany…wonderful book.
    Any collection of Pat McManus short stories…absurdly funny tales of growing up in Idaho.

  156. Merry Christmas! And I recommend The Alchemist and Veronika Decides to Die by Paolo Coelho (pretty sure that I spelled his name wrong), Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler and Shopgirl by Steve Martin. I reread those books often, sometimes once a year each. Also, Bossypants by Tina Fey and Blood, Bones and Butter by Gabrielle Hamilton- very funny memoirs by very funny ladies!

  157. The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon. Not something I expected to like, but I bought it to read on the plane on our way to DisneyWorld. It was so good, I ended up waking up at 5 am and sitting in the bathtub to read until everyone else woke up.

  158. The Circle by Dave Eggers. It is absorbing . It took several hours to shake myself loose from it after I read it. I agree about The Night Circus.

  159. OK I haven’t gone through all of the suggestions and I’m sure they’re all excellent highbrow and/or educational reads but sometimes you just need some ménage erotica… so give Hour of The Lion by Cherise Sinclair a try.

    (You’re welcome Victor)

  160. Night by Elie Wiesel

  161. Snow crash by Neal Stephenson. Best cyberpunk novel ever.

  162. “The Crow Road” by Iain Banks. Probably not as well known in the states as in Britain, but a book everybody should’ve read by the time they’re 25. Starts with the immortal sentence “It was the day my grandmother exploded” and gets better from there.

  163. Dad is Fat by Jim Gaffigan…made me laugh out loud.

  164. any of Wally lamb’s books. She’s come undone is my favorite. I also live a tree grows in Brooklyn by Betty smith….

  165. Let’s see, I second Jasper Fforde, Alan Bradley, Terry Pratchett, and Diana Gabaldon. I am loving all the recommendations in these comments and I’m hurriedly taking notes.

    I also recommend “To Say Nothing Of The Dog” by Connie Willis, “Freedom and Necessity” by Steven Brust and Emma Bull, and the most wonderful Ellie Haskell series by Dorothy Cannell, starting with “The Thin Woman”.

  166. Ali and Nino! Lovely book set in picturesque Georgia (the country). I told my mom the basic plot, forgetting to tell her it was Georgia-the-country, and apparently that knowledge makes a difference.

  167. Books… I love books 🙂
    I second those who suggested The Night Circus. I LOVED that book. Also Geraldine Brook’s People of the Book.
    The Red Tent by Anita Diamont is wonderful, The Dovekeepers by Alice Hoffman was amazing.
    Alias Grace by Margaret Atwood
    Burial Rites by Hannah Kent
    Saving Francesca, The Piper’s Son, On the Jellicoe Road and the Luminaire Chronicles by Melina Marchetta.
    The Harp in the South and Poor Man’s Orange by Ruth Park

  168. The third chimpanzee by jared diamond. Best science/anthropology book that is written in a manner that most folks can decipher. Disturbing/interesting discussion on sexual selection in animals and humans. But I am a science nerd.

  169. “Swamplandia” by Karen Russell, “Sandman Slim” by R. Kadrey, “Kind of Cruel” by Sophie Hannah, “Harbor” by J. Lindvquist (sp?)

  170. Evil Plans – Having Fun on the Road to World Domination by Hugh MacLeod

    The Highly Sensitive Person by Elaine Aron

  171. Tiny Beautiful Things by Cheryl Strayed.

  172. Why Girls Are Weird by Pamela Ribon made me laugh until I cried.
    Anything by Sarah Addison Allen will warm your day. 🙂 Happy holidays!

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  173. Getting Stoned With Savages, by J. Maarten Troost

  174. If you haven’t read it already, Shogun is a must.

  175. I’m adding at least half of the above suggestions to my own reading list.

    The one book I wish I could read again for the first time is “A Spot of Bother” by Mark Haddon. It’s written from the perspective of a man who is losing his mind. The ‘bathroom scene’ in particular was a joy/horror of revulsion/identification where I had to keep putting the book down since I couldn’t see through my tears of laughter/horror. Right up your alley, Jenny.

    If there was a book about a giant metal chicken, I might recommend that too, but I usually go ahead and buy the towels.

  176. Donkeys are used as herd guards for other species of animals- sheep, goats, cows, etc…they have almost no fear and a HUGE protective reflex, and i’ve personally seen a donkey kill a coyote that was attacking a herd of sheep. they will run TOWARDS an attacking animal while the flock runs from it, and they kick, bite, and POUND with their front hooves to injure and kill an attacking predator. it’s a powerful and amazing thing to watch!!!! and guard donkeys are inexpensive as well- better than any other system of protection for a herd! almost a 100% success rate, too! Love me a Longear 🙂

  177. My daughter gave me The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern last year for Christmas. I read it about 2/3 of the way through, and then I started over at the beginning so that I could read it all again without knowing the ending.

    I gave a copy to my older son today.

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  178. Ha, you know what the term for a female donkey is?

    A jenny.

  179. The Black Count by Tom Reiss, adventure story/history/bio of Alexander Dumas’ (fil) father, pretty much the model for The Count of Monte Cristo and a lot of The Three Musketeers stuff: amazing super-hero-type man, totally loyal to family and country, who eventually gets penalized for being black (and probably because Napoleon was paranoid and sorta jealous). Depends on whether you can get into history/bios 🙂

  180. “One Big Damn Puzzler” by John Harding. it was one of the weirdest (in a good way), laugh out loud funniest books I’ve ever read. Even though it’s fiction, there are elements of truth that I wasn’t aware of. I recommend this to anyone who loves a great story.

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    On A Pale Horse by Piers Anthony.

  182. Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follet and follow up novel World Without End (also, obvs,by Ken Follet). Epic, long novels. I reread them routinely.

  183. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
    Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto
    Both are wonderful reads.

  184. Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

  185. Oh, and my neighbor has a guard donkey. Whenever someone would come down her driveway, the donkey would go crazy braying. Now it’s her geese that go nuts, the donkey is in the pasture now.

  186. The Walt Longmire mystery books by Craig Johnson. Recommend you read them in order. First one is called The Cold Dish.

  187. Also, The Other by Thomas Tryon. It is back in print and is super terrifying.

  188. Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. And, I got your book for Christmas! I’m so excited to start reading it.

  189. My everyone should read list would contain books by Daniel Quinn and Hillary Jordan (“When She Woke” and “Mudbound” are both exceptional!). I also really liked “Code Name Verity,” until I got to the end. Now I’m not sure I can ever forgive the author.

  190. The Deptford Trilogy by Robertson Davies

  191. Oh Lordy, I love “It was the day my grandmother exploded”!! What a great resource you’re creating: my Amazon Wishlist has just doubled after going other these comments!

  192. I agree with The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield(?)
    It was well written with a twist at the end.

  193. “Martin Pippin in the Apple Orchard” by Eleanor Farjeon, and everything else by her, too.

  194. “Cold Comfort Farm” – Stella Gibbons.
    I think it would appeal to your sarky sense of humour.

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  195. Cats Are Not Peas, by Laura Gould. Science journalist realizes she has a male calico cat and sets out to find out how that’s possible. Fascinating.

  196. Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
    You will LOVE it!!! It’s a post apocalyptic sci-fi that is basically a ginormous geekfest about everything 80’s & 90’s. I’m a bookseller & I read ALOT. This is the first book in years that i reread as soon as I finished it because I wanted to be sure I didn’t miss anything!

  197. Books to read, hmmmm. I’ve become a fan of Robert Heinlein’s lately. I never pictured myself a sci fi reader, but it’s been my go to section at Barnes and Noble for the last couple of months now. “Stranger in a Strange Land” and “Have Spacesuit, Will Travel” are a couple of my favorites. Also “The Accidental Time Machine” by Joe Haldeman. Also sci fi, but it was a really good read, I thought. 🙂

    I’m glad people know you because I got, are you ready for it, another Dillard’s gift card. I could not believe it. I sent my wish list as requested and that was sooooooo not on it. I’m buying a straightening iron because I pixie cut my hair again. I need to be able to make it spiky. I, stupidly, gave away the last one I had because I swore I’d never do this again. Live and learn, I guess. At least my mother-in-law knows me and gave me a Joann’s gift card. Looking forward to buying crafting stuff. Yay! 🙂

  198. Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman or really anything by him, he’s such a great writer.
    Going in a different direction I just read ATtempting Normal by Marc Maron, it was a funny, very similar to his show on IFC.
    Let’s go in one more direction! The Scotland St series by Alexander McCall Smith is funny and thoughtful.
    Merry Christmas!

  199. Where’d You Go Bernadette and Eleanor and Park are both must reads. I also really liked the Middle Grade novel called Waiting For Normal. If you’re looking for a series, I think you’d really enjoy Lisa Lutz’ books about the Spellman Family. I think the first one is called The Spellman Files. Laugh out loud dysfunction! I also liked Wild by Cheryl Strayed and the Kitchen House. Enjoy!

  200. Any of these by T. R. Pearson

    A Short History of a Small Place
    Off for the Sweet Hereafter
    The Last of How It Was

  201. ‘The Eight’ by Katherine Neville
    ‘The Belgariad, Parts 1 and 2’ by David Eddings
    ‘Smila’s Sense of Snow’ by Peter Hoag

    All are wonderful reads.

  202. Must read book – Voyage of the Beagle by C. Darwin.

  203. BY FAR, The Name of the Wind and The Wise Man’s Fear, both by Patrick Rothfuss. Hands down my two favorite books for years now. I see other people are reccomending them as well and thats AWESOME!

  204. All Souls Trilogy (Book One: “A Discovery of Witches” / Book Two: ”
    Shadow of Night” / Boom Three (Not yet rekeased)

  205. I second anything by Kazuo Ishiguru. I loved Remains of the Day, but Never Let Me Go was awesome, too. He writes beautifully, though both books are laced with melancholy so if you’re looking for something to pick you up, look elsewhere.

    Robin McKinley is my favorite author and Sunshine is one of my favorite of her novels because 1) it’s an adult novel (most of her writing is YA) and 2) it’s kind of a love story, but also weaves a love of baking into it. Delicious!

    And I desperately want a guard donkey, now.

  206. Geoducks are for lover’s. It’s not life altering or anything, but I enjoyed it and it’s quirky and you’re quirky and I can totally see you reading this book (especially after you google geoducks and see what they are).

    Young female donkey = I already have a jack, now he needs a reason to be useful.

  207. Animal Dreams by Barbara Kingsolver and Road Fever by Tim Cahill.

  208. I recommend Jagannath by Karin Tidbeck (@ktidbeck) it may or may not be your thing so check the blurbs, but it’s very well written, very weird stuff that makes you think.

  209. Anything by Gillian Flynn, Christopher Moore, Joe Hill, or Gregory Maguire.

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  210. Jenny asked: “What’s one of your favorite books that you think everyone should read?”

    I say: Frankenstein: or, The Modern Prometheus written by then-18-year-old and subsequently published by then-21-year-old Mary Shelley.

    I mean, what can you say about someone who goes on vacation with her family (and Lord Byron no less!!) and while rainstorms permeated their time at Lake Geneva, Italy, spend time telling ghost stories only to be challenged by none other than Lord Byron himself to write the best supernatural tale ever?

    So what does Mary come up with? BAM!! Freakin’ Frankenstein !!!

  211. eleanor and park by rainbow rowell, the fault in our stars by john green, and the language of flowers by vanessa diffenbaugh.

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  212. Oooh! There are some GREAT suggestions on this list. You are going to have fun!!

    My top-top faves: The Betsy-Tacy series by Maud Hart Lovelace (deceptively simple and beautiful series for young people – read them with your daughter!) and “The Cheerleader” by Ruth Doan MacDougall.

    For some reason, my kids have been quoting your book incessantly this week (I read them my two favorite chapters — Jenkins, and the cat sliding you notes under the bathroom door). Jenny = Christmas in the Chardonnay household, apparently.

    Happy, happy Christmas, dear friend whom I’ve never met!

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  213. Lullaby by the guy who wrote Fight Club. Palahniuk? It is a guy who accidentally learns a “culling song” which is a song that ancient cultures would use to sing their sick into the next life. Except it is real and accidentally kills people. And he can’t stop saying it over and over in his head so people just drop like flies around him. It’s hilarious. And dark. And sad. And hilarious all over again.

    I also second The Thirteenth Tale. And the Divergent series, but skip the last one. Have someone who read the third one tell you their own dream alternate third book.

  214. Incendiary or Little Bee by Chris Cleave
    The Positron series by Margaret Atwood
    Hole in My Life by Jack Gantos
    The Painted Sisters by Cathy Marie Buchanan
    City of Women by David R. Gillham

    I could go on and on and on and on….

  215. Normally I recommend Neil Gaiman but I think you’ve heard of him. Have you read anything by Christopher Moore? I read ‘The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror’ every December. It has angels, and zombies, and fruit bats.

  216. Girl with the Dragon Tatoo ALL – Middlesex – Wally Lamb (author) any book by him! – Wool Omnibus – Never Fall Down

  217. Unbroken — written by Laura Hillenbrand

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    Lamb by Christopher Moore
    The Front Porch Prophet by Raymond Atkins

  219. Another vote for A Prayer for Owen Meany. Also, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore (anything of Moore’s, frankly, but Lamb is laugh out loud funny); The Persian Boy by Mary Renault; The Fortress in the Eye of Time by C. J. Cherryh… damn, a bazillion others. I will stop here. 🙂

  220. I so highly recommend Girl Talk by Julianna Baggott, and also Little Altars Everywhere by Rebecca Wells. Fabulous, fabulous reads.

  221. Embassytown by China Mieville and Inherent Vice by Thomas Pynchon. Two very different books, both excellent.

  222. Jesus Land by Julia Scheeres. Recently read it and soooo good.

    Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli – that’s also for your daughter. But when I was a teacher my best teacher friend and I read it at the same time and loved it so much.

    Gone Girl if you haven’t already read it.

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  223. A non-fiction read I am enjoying now is Far From the Tree. The message for me is that difference unites us.

    Andrew Solomon describes the parent/child search for identity in terms of traits that are vertical (inherited or passed down characteristics like height or religion) and traits that are horizontal (such as deafness in children born of hearing parents or genius born of more typically-minded parents).

    He also explores families’ experiences in which traits like schizophrenia can be either part of horizontal or vertical identity. It is fascinating and compassionate at the same time.

  224. I’m a murder mystery lover, as well as a humor/memoir lover:
    Mystery series that are AMAZING
    Phryne Fisher series by Greenwood
    Maisie Dobbs series by Woodson
    Three Pines mysteries by Louise Penny
    Inspector Rutledge series by Todd
    Deborah Knott series by Maron
    Kate Burkholder series by Costillo

    Humorous Memoirs (You’ve probably read all of these)
    All books by Laurie Notaro
    All books by Jen Lancaster
    ‘Let’s Pretend This Never Happened’

  225. If you want to laugh, anything by Wade Rouse, but “At least in the city someone would hear me scream: misadventures in search of the simple life” made me LOL numerous times. Thanks, I love the book ideas!

  226. How to be a Woman – Catlin Moran
    Thinking Fast and Slow – Daniel Kahneman (I’m sure I’ve misspelled his name)
    All of the Maisie Dobbs mysteries by Jacqueline Winspear

  227. Um… other than your book? I mean, it’s the book I recommend to everyone. I’m just a boring old archaeologist, so I read a lot of non-fiction, but if you ever want to learn more about history, I can tell you where to start (for people who aren’t so into the traditional history book format) and that’s with just about any Mental Floss book. All of their books are written in a really funny, irreverent way. They’re brutally honest about history. They have one called “Forbidden Knowledge” that I think would be up your alley. It’s also the kind of book you can pick up and put down, because each page is a list of 5-7 things each with their own paragraph, and it’s organized in chapters based on the seven deadly sins. My personal copy is about to fall apart, because it’s kind of my comfort object and I take it with me everywhere.

  228. I think you’d like Michael Ian Black’s You’re Not Doing It Right: Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death, and Other Humiliations

  229. Me Before You by JoJo Moyes
    The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion

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    (this will be too long – but you asked about books and I simply have no control at that point) One of my favorites (non-fiction) is ‘Thinking Fast and Slow’ by Daniel Kahneman – simply fantastic. For cats, I am presently enjoying ‘Cat Sense: How the New Feline Science Can Make You a Better Friend to Your Pet’ by John Bradshaw. Hilary Mantel’s books ‘Wolf Hall’ and ‘Bring Up the Bodies’ are wonderful historical fiction.For Fantasy, anything by Terry Pratchett or ‘Paladin of Souls’ by Lois McMaster Bujold or the ‘Chicks in Chainmail’ series by Ester Friesner. For graphic novels, ‘Maus’ and ‘Maus II’ by Art Spiegelman, ‘Bone’ by Jeff Smith, Persepolis I and II by Marjane Satrapi. For mysteries Donald Westlake’s Dortmunder novels, Reginald Hills Dalziel and Pascoe novels. For romance – ‘Beautiful Bastard’ by Christina Lauren. For children’s books ‘The Westing Game’ et al. by Ellen Raskin, so many by Daniel Manus Pinkwater, ‘By the Great Horn Spoon’ by Sid Fleiscman. Oh fuck, I could go on all day. (Did not mention books that I know that you have already read, i.e. yours, Neal Gaiman, Allie Brosh, Brene Brown, etc.)

  231. Shards of History by Rebecca Roland. The Weredog Whisperer by yours truly. Hey, if you can’t toot your own horn, who will?

  232. Alif the Unseen by G. Willow Wilson
    Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore by Robin Sloan
    Burial Rites by Hannah Kent

    Happy Holidays!

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  233. Fifthing (? Is that a word) The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake.

    I also loved the Beautiful Creatures series just because I did.
    The All-Girls Filling Station Reunion by Fannie Flagg
    Tiny, Beautiful Things by Cheryl Strayed ended up in some stockings. It just speaks.
    Life As We Knew it by Susan Beth Pfieffer
    Anything by Joshilyn Jackson always reads well.

    Merry Christmas Jenny = thank you for affirming for me that depression LIES and making me laugh hysterically and share your posts where ever I can. I hope for the most blessed of New Year’s for you, Victor, your beautiful offspring and – off course – the cats. And my favorite Bearturm. Much love!

  234. Just read The Interestings by Meg Wolitzer (twice – kept it and paid an unnecessary overdue fine, but I digress…). Obviously, I loved it!

    One of my all-time favorite books is A Room With a View by E.M. Forster. When you’re done you can watch the movie, starring Helena Bonham-Carter, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Julian Sands (among others). It’s a wonderful adaptation, if you haven’t seen it. It’s on Netflix :). You get to see Julian Sands’ cute tushie.

    You’re welcome!

  235. If you haven’t encountered it yet, The Unlikely Ones by Mary Brown. Though it’s target readership might be considered young adult I’ve enjoyed it just as much since “growing up”.

  236. Lamb by Christopher Moore. My favorite book ever. Amazingly funny and totally up your alley.

  237. The Night Circus (beautiful imagery), Mr. Penumbra’s 24 hour Bookstore (made me happy) and also The Good Thief. Three very well written books that left me wanting to read them over and over.

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    Nation” by Terry Pratchett.
    I feel like you’ve probably read Neil Gaiman and Christopher Moore, so this is one that everyone over 12 or so should read. Yes, it is funny ( Pratchett wrote it, so that should go without saying) but it also is a look at what it means to be a society and in the end gives me hope. A good balance to the insanity part of the holidays, and your daughter could read it too.

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    One that I just read recently which was very good, although somewhat unconventional, was “Me Before You”. It was definitely different – and touching – and one of those books you keep thinking about long after you finished reading it.

    And can I say I hope you survived the holidays with your usual style and humor and I’m really glad you posted this, since I just got some Amazon gift certificates for Christmas. I’m now going to go through everyone’s recommendations and start downloading!

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    Barb- one of your biggest fans:)

    How I Paid for College: A Novel of Sex, Theft, Friendship, and Musical Theater, by Marc Acito! Spectacularly hilarious!

    And another vote for Pillars of the Earth, by Ken Follett. Amazing historical fiction.
    Also, Follet’s 20th Century trology- Fall of Giants and Winter of the World…….. The last part comes out September 2014.

  241. Also, I agree with those recommending Where’d You Go, Bernadette? and the Barbara Kingsolver recommendations so far – love love love her work. Happy reading!

  242. I’ll always recommend Good Omens – love that book – but here are a few more:

    The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul by Douglas Adams
    The Thief Taker (a great work of historical fiction) by Janet Gleeson
    Carter Beats the Devil by Glen David Gold

    Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!

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    I’d suggest “Oh Myyy” by George Takei. Just as funny to me as you are but not as motivational. Maybe he can make you laugh once in awhile.

  244. I third Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell. Just loved it! It’s like a love letter to *loving* something, to being a fan, to fan fiction. The main character is a fan of a series of books, writes fic, goes to college, has trials and tribulations, social anxieties, a quirky parent and more. There is a story within the story.

    I’d also like to rec all Dick Francis’ books, if you like crime/mystery/drama, of which there were about 30 before he passed away. Francis was a jockey, and each book includes some aspect of the equine world (there are characters who are jockeys, trainers, who own horse transports etc etc). Each book is a mystery, with some crime uncovered, and the main character always goes through some testing times. There is also always some other profession or knowledge base woven into the story, from the wine trade, to art, to much more. I learned stuff reading his books, there are wonderful details throughout. Word is his wife (Mary?) helped vastly with the research (sadly she passed away, too), and the quality shows.

    Sorry, I’ve just rambled on rather a lot!!

  245. The Honor Harrington series by Weber. It’s sci fi so.. you have to like sci fi but it’s amazingly good sci fi.

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  246. Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessel
    House of Leaves by Mark Danieleweski
    anything by Jo Nesbo if you like crime novels

  247. The Monsters of Templeton IS terrific, kudos to the poster who thought of that one. This year, I really enjoyed The Enchanted Life of Adam Hope by Rhonda Riley, and a non-fiction favorite was Empty Mansions by Bill Dedman and Paul Clark Newell JR. The second one is about a hermit heiress who only died a few years ago.

  248. The Night Circus. And The Shadow of the Wind. Neither are really new per se but I love them.

  249. Now I want a donkey. Husband won’t let me have one. He also wouldn’t let me get any baby pygmy goats, which are the most precious things in the world. Something about the homeowners association. Whatever.

    Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. One of my favorite books of all time. I’ve read everything Terry Pratchett has written, except for last week’s grocery list. I recommend all of them, except for Small Gods; loved the talking turtle, but hated the torture scenes.

    Also: anything by Cory Doctorow, Connie Willis, Christopher Moore.

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  250. Siddhartha by Herman Hesse. It’s in the public domain, so you can probably find a free version online, but I like paying money for the hard copy when I find myself in need of a new one (I tend to hand it out a lot).

  251. Medicine Road by Charles DeLint
    The year I discovered this book, I ended up buying copies for almost everyone that Christmas.

  252. Agorafabulous!: Dispatches from My Bedroom by Sara Benincasa

  253. Some of my oldies but goodies; you may have read them all:
    The Accidental Tourist
    The Once and Future King
    A Tree Grows In Brooklyn
    Palace Walk
    East of Eden

  254. Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children!!!!

  255. The Fault in Our Stars – Green
    Tell the Wolves I’m Home – Brunt
    This is Where I Leave You – Tropper
    Lamb – Christopher Moore
    The Storyteller – Jodi Picoult

  256. Malcom Gladwell- Not Novels but fantastic social anthropology. Reads like a novel.
    His latest is called David and Goliath. It is about how Underdogs came to be such large influences in society. I think EVERYONE should read this book.

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  257. The Chronology of Water by Lidia Yuknavitch and In The Body of the World by Eve Ensler. Yum.

  258. Guns, Germs and Steel by Jared Diamond. It’s non-fiction and fascinating yet not a tough read , plus it’s fun to read in public places where people might annoy you!

  259. Outlander by Diana Gabaldon

  260. Merry Christmas! China Mieville’s The City and the City.
    PS- don’t know if anyone has said this yet, but want to go through the comments with a pen and make notes 🙂

  261. You can send em to me after you’ve read them!!

  262. How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you…yes it’s a real book


  264. I second Charles de Lint. Anything, really. My favorites are the Newford stories, though.

  265. Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

  266. My latest “YOU HAVE TO READ THIS” is Code Name: Verity. *so* good.

  267. I’m with Jeff from comment. #11…Beautiful Unique Sparkleponies by Chris Kluwe…

  268. The Chalion trilogy by Lois McMaster Bujold–the heroine of the second book is particularly awesome.

  269. Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams. My favorite!

  270. The Fault in Our Stars made me cry the ugly cry, but so worth it.
    Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children was a great read, and I just noticed Book 2 Hollow City: The Second Novel of Miss Peregrine’s Peculiar Children is available for pre-order.
    Of course YOUR book is among my favorites!

  271. Running With Scissors

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  272. Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

  273. John Dies at the End. That book makes me so, so happy.

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    Quasi Hatrack

    The best book I read this year (and the best in a long time) was The Gone Away World by Nick Harkaway. Here’s a spoiler free review of it I wrote on the Observation Deck at

  275. Lamb (or just about anything) by Christopher Moore. I think he has a sense of humor that you would appreciate.

  276. Kite Runner
    the hunger games trilogy
    anything by Nevada Barr
    Micheal Conelly

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    It’s is called The Housekeeper and the Professor. It might be one of my favourite books of all times.

  278. Blindness

  279. The Maddaddam trilogy by Margaret Atwood. Just got the third book and can’t wait!

  280. Why Grizzly Bears should wear Underpants by the Oatmeal.

  281. Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson
    Assassination Vacation, by Sarah Vowell
    The Sot-Weed Factor, by John Barth

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    vicki trattar

    Geek Love. It’s about circus geeks, not nerdy geeks. It’s also about family.

  283. Guardians of being by Eckhardt Tolle. With nice illustrations and any dog/cat owner will get the full meaning…

  284. The Children’s Hospital

    Geek Love

    The Raw Shark Texts

    The Book Thief

    (in no particular order)

  285. Pulitzer prize winner Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurty…so much better than the mini series. Shocker.
    The Girls by Lori Lansens a diary written in turn by conjoined twins
    Too Close to the Falls by Catherine Gildner a memoir
    A Girl Named Zippy by Haven Kimmel a memoir about growing up in a town of 300ish people

  286. Summer Sisters by Judy Blume. It’s one of the only books I regularly gift to the important females in my life and I read it at least once a year.

  287. Any book by Connie Willis or Sarah Rees Brennan or Dorothy L Sayers

  288. Just read ALL the books. Because they are all amazing and that’s my plan and it seems to be working out so far if you like being alone and not having a job and drinking tea!

    Recently of what I have read I THINK my favorites are:
    The Ocean at the End of the Lane
    Orphan Train
    The Glass Castle

    and I just realized that if I continued that list would never stop because I would literally just keep listing SO MANY BOOKS because I love all of them and I want reading to be my job! GAH (I’m a nerd, whatev)

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  289. *Books that are totally awesome* besides yours

    THE NIGHT CIRCUS – erin morganstern its magical!
    Whores on the Hill – Colleen Curran soooo good!
    White Oleander – Janet Fitch
    She’s Come Undone – Wally Lamb
    Summer Sisters – Judy Bloom
    Uglies/Pretties/Specials/Extras – Scott Westerfield
    Invisible Monsters – Chuck Palahnuk
    The bitch Posse – Martha O’connor

  290. That’s it! I’m going to stop begging my husband to get a dog and start angling for a guard donkey! Preferably nice and female, of course.

    As for books, I second (or third) ‘The Fault in Our Stars’ and ‘Where’d You Go Bernadette.’ I’d also add ‘Leaving Tinkertown’ by Tanya Ward Goodman (I think you’d love this one!), ‘Middlesex’ by Jeffrey Eugenides if you haven’t read it yet, ‘The World Without Us’ by Alan Weisman (nonfiction, super trippy), ‘Never Let Me Go’ by Kazuo Ishiguro, ‘Bel Canto’ by Ann Patchett and reread ‘Lolita’ (so damn funny!). Enjoy!

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  291. Selling the Fountain of Youth
    How the Anti-aging Industry Made A Disease Out of Getting Old–and Made Billions
    Weintraub, Arlene

  292. Selling the Fountain of Youth
    How the Anti-aging Industry Made A Disease Out of Getting Old–and Made Billions
    Weintraub, Arlene

  293. I got an amazon gift card and the FIRST THING I did was to order your book finally! Also Allie Brosh’s! I can’t wait to get them!

    Now I’m going to read back through all these and add to my wish list! LOL

  294. The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde.

  295. Gone Girl

  296. I got “Hyperbole and a Half” this morning and snarfed it down like a metabolically challenged kid with cake.
    I saw your quote on the back and I said, “Hey, I ‘know’ her!” and I used air quotes and then punched myself in the throat. That’s not at easy as it sounds.

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  297. Okay, two books:
    1) Grrrl power fantasy that turned me on to so many new ideas. Newbery Award winner, good to read with Haleigh: The Hero and the Crown by Robin McKinley.
    b) Okay, I lied, not really a book so much as it is a series of books that have been re-packaged into companion volumes that is a master opus of awesome. Lois McMaster Bujold’s Miles Vorkosigan series. Cordelia’s Honor follows the main characters mom & dad meeting/his arrival on the planet. Young Miles is a re-publication of two novels with a novella in between in story-chronological order. Miles Vorkosigan is a dwarf with brittle bones, as a result of a toxic gas attack on his father. Who happens to be the Lord Regent for the Emperor of Barryar, a highly militaristic society just coming out of a time of isolation after being nuked back to the stone age by their arch enemies, the Cegagandans. Miles is being groomed for a bright political future, but just doesn’t realize it and wants to measure himself by the same stick as every other perfectly rugged military recruit. He thinks he’s 10 feet tall and bullet proof and shoots off his mouth without thinking and fakes it until he makes it, but manages to get himself into a hell of a lot of entertaining trouble while he’s at it. High space opera + mystery + brilliant character development and subtle touches of Earth-That-Was, all rolled together by a kind, funny, incredibly talented writer. If I had to take one set of books with me to a deserted island, THAT would be the series.

  298. Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch- by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

  299. In line with the spirit of your post, I recommend Agent to the Stars, by John Scalzi. It’s the story of an alien blob that comes to earth and recruits an agent to introduce him to humans. A fun and light-hearted read.

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  300. The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne Valente. Read it with Hailey–you’ll both adore it (I don’t know anyone yet who hasn’t loved it, and the audience I’ve talked to range in ages from 8-60).

  301. The best book I read this year is Carol Rifka Brunt’s “Tell the Wolves I’m Home”. But don’t read it without a box of tissues!!! It was a great book. (Your book was #2 on my list for making me laugh so hard!) Also any book by Marisa de los Santos–her writing is rich and poetic and touching. Ann Patchett’s “Patron Saint of Liars” was one of her best. And if you are into inspirational type books, Cheryl Strayed’s “Wild” set me to thinking about pushing my limits and opportunities lost. If you like mysteries, Elizabeth George’s Inspector Lynley series. Have to love Havers! I’ve read them all except her latest which I’ve yet to start. I like books that tweak (NOT twerk!) my emotions one way or the other, and are written with warmth of the human spirit.

  302. Dressing up for the carnival – Carol Shields

  303. Jim Butcher’s “Dresden Files” books. Very witty and engaging writing. I believe there’s eight books in the series. The first few are a bit repetitious w/the facts but the story lines are great…and they build as they go, to become more interwoven. However, not as interwoven and intricate as George R.R. Martins “The Game of Thrones” books. At least Butcher doesn’t kill off your favorite character two chapters in.

  304. The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

  305. The Story of O by Pauline Reage. although I think that’s a pen name.

    It’s a light-hearted romantic novel.

  306. Books for EVERYONE:

    Let the Great World Spin – Colum McCann (good ole literary fiction)
    Stranger in a Strange Land – Robert Heinlein (but i suspect you may have already read this one)
    The Good Fairies of New York – Mark Millar (Fairies as in like Tinkerbell not like gay men. Also these fairies start off with puking in your shoes because they are hungover)

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  307. Have you read Diary of Opal Whitely? While there’s some question as to whether it’s true or not, the story continues to fascinate me and the phrasing and imagery involved might appeal to you.

  308. “The Art of Racing in the Rain”

  309. Christopher Moore!!! Lamb, A Dirty Job, or every Christmas I read The Stupidest Angel 🙂

  310. Abhorson by Garth Nix. It *is* so awesome.

  311. Honestly, the Bible & your book are the only must-haves. Radical is pretty good, too.

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  312. The Gargoyle,

  313. Wow, so many great books! Respect to Lamb, Gabaldon, Pratchett, and many more.

    I received an awesome book that I haven’t even opened yet, but think it is a must read for mystery lovers. Plus, one author lives here in Austin and the other is J.J. Abrams. Nuff said. I cannot begin to describe the plot, but the book comes in a box, has two readers leaving notes to each other in the margins, and comes with items between the pages to help solve the mystery. Here is the link:

    I now return to my depression/anxiety/agoraphobic avoidance of the outside world. 🙂

  314. The Gargoyle, Robopocalypse, Ready Player One, Girlfriend in a Coma, and The Lovely Bones.

  315. Every year in January, I read, or reread, exclusively end of the world books: Alas, Babylon, Long Voyage Back, Day of the Triffids, Lucifer’s Hammer, The Postman . . . . It makes January in Michigan seem not so bad. Just an idea.

  316. Fever Series by Karen Marie Moning

  317. Little Stranger by Sarah Waters

  318. Anything by Elizabeth Hunter. She writes fantastic paranormal series. Diana Gabaldons Outlander series is huge but one of my favorites. Wade Rouse, Jen Lancaster, or Christopher Moore.

  319. A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness. It’s got vampires AND witches and gets pretty steamy in some parts.

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  320. The Book of Salt by Monique Truong. I rarely read fiction, but this is my favorite book.

  321. Oh, I second so many of these and am now intrigued about so many more! Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s 100 Years of Solitude is a masterpiece.

    I’ll add an oldie-but-goodie that I have read many many times: For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway. If your only exposure to Hemingway was being forced to read Old Man and the Sea in school, you are missing out.

  322. Most recently, The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion–funny, tender love story with a unique and engaging narrator.

    Thank you to Mandy for mentioning Pioneer, Go Home! by Richard Powell. I had never heard of the book, but googling revealed that this is the same Richard Powell who wrote one of my and my husband’s all time favorite novels, Don Quixote, USA. A truly hilarious take on the ugly American/naive tourist. A couple of years ago I found an intact though yellowy used copy of the paperback to replace my husband’s falling apart copy. He was a very happy camper. I look forward to tracking down Pioneer…

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    Zoe Anastasia Unicorn

    Baron in the Trees by Italo Calvino

  324. Pillars of the Earth is great, and so is Joseph Conrad’s book Heart of Darkness. Also Adriana Trigiani’s book Big Stone Gap. And your book was also great, as is Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half. Oops, that’s more than one.

  325. Magic for Beginners by Kelly Link. Go. Read. It will be wonderful.

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  326. Rainbow Rowell has really great books. Eleanor and Park and Fangirl were amazing.

    Anything by Chuck Klosterman is really fun to read. I loved his new book, I Wear the Black Hat.

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  327. You probably have been told this already, but donkeys will kick a bitch ass coyote in the face. They areawesome guard animals.

    Book: Good Omens. Gaiman AND Pratchett. It’s my absolute favorite.

    Other options include…. you know what? Good Omens is the only book I can think of and you’re very likely up to your eyeballs in book recs anyway. 😀

    Happy holidays. Just remember, when you’re feeling down, somewhere in the world I exist. And if that doesn’t put a smile on your face, well. Chocolate also exists and there’s free porn on the internet?

  328. A confederate of dunces by John Kennedy Toole. Shaun Tan’s Outer Suburbia and Garmann’s Summer by Stian Hole.

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    Wilma Fingerdoo

    My whole family had a violent stomach flu (one at a time) and it finally hit me tonight. Good thing I at mostly Christmas cookies all day knowing I would likely toss them later. In between heaves, I remember some of my favorite books I read this year…and couldn’t stop thinking about.
    -The Sea of Tranquility by Katya Millay. Heartbreakingly beautiful. Best last line
    -Wonder by R.J. Pallacio. My son’s entire middle school was required to read this book over the summer and he thought the parents should too.
    -Divergent series. Couldn’t stop reading.
    -The House on Tradd Street by Karen White. Great ghost story
    -The Storyteller by Jodi Picoult.
    -Hopeless by Colleen Hoover (also loved Slammed and Point of Retreat)
    -Garden Spells and all Sarah Addison Allen books.
    -The Kitchen House. Such an amazing story.
    That’s all I can remember in between heaves.

  330. The Gosple according to Biff by Christopher Moore

  331. You’ve seen the movie, but until you read The Princess Bride by William Goldman, you don’t know the real story.

  332. My favorite book ever is the Phantom Tollbooth. And I’m reading a new book called the Good Mother Myth, a collection of essays, I think you’d like it.

  333. 3rd vote for Burial Rites by Hannah Kent (and I think I’m in love with Anouk who picked it first!).
    Anything by Ann Tyler, John Irving, Bernice Rubens, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman.
    Also try Moab is my Washpot by the wonderful Stephen Fry, The Gargoyle by Andrew Davidson, The Other Hand by Chris Cleave…maybe I should just send the last 10 years of my book clubs’ selections!

  334. The Red Tent is better than Pillars of the Earth which is very, very good. East of Eden because birth defects can be mental too.

    Pain-in-the-A donkeys keep preditors away from livestock, but probably you know that by now.

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  335. If someone already recommended, ignore this post, but a book I truly loved was Walking Across Egypt by Clyde Edgerton. Loved it.

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    kathi wright

    i have no idea what you enjoy reading so i will suggest a few:

    ‘mrs peregrine’s home for exceptional children’ is what i am reading now and really enjoying it.
    the real and not ‘movie tie-in’ text of ‘under the tuscan sun’ is just a fun read, with recipes! (i did not enjoy the movie but the book was fabulous!)
    ‘the flame trees of thika’ – by elspeth huxley.
    ‘the secret life of bees’ – older and you’ve probably read already if it interested you.
    ‘operating instructions’ by anne lamott.
    ‘feast day of fools’ by james lee burke.
    ‘the bad mother’ by ayelet waldman.
    ‘poisonwood bible’ by barbara kingsolver.

    i will stop now…(you’re welcome!)

  337. I highly recommend “where’d you go Bernadette” by Maria Semple

  338. Garden Spells by Sarah Addison Allen. Love it.

  339. Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, but I think you’ve already read it. 🙂

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  340. The Golem and The Jinni by Helen Wecker, Jonathan Strange and Mr Norris by Susannah Clarke, Song of The Vikings -can’t remember the author, I am also reading Perdido Street Station by China Mie’ville and it’s pretty fucking awesome. Oh and the Book of Lost Things by Jon Connoly was one of my favorites last year. And Pretty Monsters by Kelly Link and The Coldest Girl In Coldtown by Holly Black was great. Did you read Ocean At The End Of The Lane? Of course you did..Ok I’ll stop now-happy book shopping..And Merry Christmas-

  341. 1. Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
    2. The Circus of Dr. Lao, by Charles G. Finney
    3. The Wonderful Flight to the Mushroom Planet, which has sequels that I do not recommend only because I never did read them.

  342. I would suggest Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh, but you’ve clearly already read it since you have a blip on the cover. A Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon was great. Also I would recommend The Hitchhiker’ s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, and Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.

  343. The City of Dreaming Books by Walter Moers

    Its one of the best books out there.

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    I highly recommend “Let’s Pretend This Never Happened” by Jenny Lawson…maybe you’ve heard of it?

    Also, “A Dog’s Purpose” by W. Bruce Cameron. You don’t have to be a dog lover to love this book.

  345. Its a kid book..but worth the read..the miraculous journey of Edward Tulane by Kate Decamillo. Beautifully written and moving

  346. You’ll never make it this far down the list, but “Le Ton Beau de Marot” by Douglas Hofstadter. It made my head grow three sizes, and left me weeping like a baby.

  347. The Last Supper Catering Company by Michaelene McEvoy. Reading is my vice. I read a LOT. This is my favorite book of the last ten years. This is sweet, quirky, funny, sad, true, but odd. I just love McEvoy’s voice. Read this book. It will make you happy. I am not using hyperbole. This is peace and joy between two covers.

    My second favorite of the last ten years would probably be Cleaning Nabokov’s House: A Novel, by Leslie Daniels. I was hooked by this terrific first sentence, “I knew I could stay in this town when I found the blue enamel pot floating in the lake.” This book is an odd but marvelous mashup of literary fiction/chick lit–as if Elizabeth Berg and Jennifer Crusie were stuck in the same body and used their time wisely.

    My favorite novel(s) of ALL time are Outlander (and subsequent) by Diana Gabaldon. Not having read previous comments tonight, I imagine these are already on the list and you don’t need commentary. I adore just every little detail of these books, and so does everyone I’ve passed them on to. My mother says they’re so well written, they make other authors seem as if they’re only practicing. Every time Gabaldon publishes a new one, my daughter starts at the beginning and reads them all through before starting the latest one, just to prolong the pleasure. While re-reading them during a painful divorce (she would say “I’m going to visit Jamie and Claire now”) she proclaimed, “I’ve decided. I am never going to marry again. Unless I can marry Jamie Fraser.” (She did. Her husband is a 6′ 4″ red haired gentleman).

    Enjoy your splurge! Merry Christmas

  348. Johnny Tremain.

  349. I would recommend Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh, but since your blurb is on it, I know you already read it. This is my favorite book of the year and made me laugh until I cry. And cry until I laughed. I read it over and over and when my son wanted to borrow it, I almost made him sign an affideant swearing he would bring it back.

    I can also recommend all of Chelsea Handler books. I’m reading Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang. It makes me laugh and makes me say, “I thought I was the only one who did that!” It’s awesome.

    Merry Christmas! Thanks for being my hero and inspiration. 🙂

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  350. The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle. I’ve loved the movie since I was five and the book since I was fourteen. It would be wonderful to share with your daughter, as well.

  351. I agree with so many of these! Anything by Terry Pratchett; the Dortmunder books by Donald Westlake; A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving; The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern; A Wrinkle in Time/A Wind in the Door/A Swiftly Tilting Planet and all of the Austins books by Madeleine L’Engle; Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend by Matthew Dicks; Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli; Th Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein; and *cough* mine, because as Sara (above) said, if you don’t toot your own horn, who will? Let the Dogs Speak! Puppies in Training Tell the Story of Canine Companions for Independence.

  352. The End of Mr Y. By Scarlett Thomas. But you might disappear after reading it so never mind.

  353. I liked the ad below Kara’s, in which the poster is looking for good, dependable tires for mother. Reminds me of the saying, “If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a trolley.” As to books, the best I have read is The Time Traveler’s Wife. SOO much better than the movie.

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    Sweet Caroline

    I’m not reading the other comments – too many of them – so I apologize if this has been mentioned

    John Crowley’s masterwork “Little, Big”. Mysterious, unearthly, strange yet familiar, haunting in its ability to make me read it at least twice a year since it was first published more than 25 years ago.

  355. The Ocean at the End of the Lane, by Neil Gaiman.

  356. Man’s Search for Meaning-Victor Frankl

  357. You must read The Sparrow by Mary Dorua Russell and the sequel Children if God. Best books ever. Jesuits in outer space. I know it sounds weird but truly amazing reads.

  358. Spud–John Van de Ruit (hysterical!!! yet sweet and moving too)
    Crimes by Moonlight–Charlaine Harris (ed) (creepy, spooky, darkly funny short stories)
    The Stupidest Angel–Christopher Moore (may make you snort whatever you’re drinking out your nose)
    Ghost Soldiers–Hampton Sides (harrowing, moving, true)
    The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid: A Memoir–Bill Bryson (bits will make you pee yourself laughing)
    The Red Scream–Mary Willis Walker (awesome mystery, TX writer)
    The Sculptress–Ruth Rendell (may make you pee yourself from creepedoutness)

    hope you find one of these worth your while. I read A LOT and I read just about anything except grocery store romance novels (bodice rippers) even though I’ve read some of those too. I could’ve listed a bunch more, but it looks like you’ve got plenty to research as is. merry, merry!

  359. Anything by Ilona Andrews.

  360. My vote is for either The Night Circus or The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to re-read them again.

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  361. The Gum Thief – Douglas Coupland

  362. Merry Christmas!

    I think my favorite single book is Tigana, by Guy Gavriel Kay. But I also highly recommend Cordelia’s Honor, by Lois McMaster Bujold (and the whole rest of the Vorkosigan series). –m

  363. My friend got me Hyperbole and a Half for Christmas without even realising how much I wanted it this Christmas, so I’m counting that as a miracle.
    I know you read a lot so it is rather daunting to come up with a book that you haven’t probably read and should.
    So I’m just going to say A Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez…it’s a different kind of magical <3

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    leatrice caffey

    Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins. Definitely our level of weirdness. Even has Pan. You’ll love it. Guaranteed or your money back! ???

  365. Wideacre by Bertrice Small. Love, power, murder, incest….

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  366. The Bean Trees by Barbara Kingsolver.
    And/or The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. Probably the second- it would appeal to the red dress tightrope walker in you! 🙂

  367. The best book I have read in a three year, illness-induced reading spree is Elisabeth Tova Bailey’s book “The Sound of a Wild Snail Eating.” Gorgeously, compassionately written story of her encounter with a wild snail during the early period of her own catastrophic disease. After reading this book, I will never look at a snail the same way again.

  368. Winters Tale by Mark Helprin is a beautiful, poignant, soaring story of hope and fierce joy and adventure.

    One for the morning glory by John Barnes fantastic cynical fiction looking fun at adventure fiction while being…adventure fiction. Lovely 🙂

    Caitlin Moran’s How to be a woman is hilarious and honest

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    I am a mystery fan and this year I’ve especially enjoyed “The Cuckoo’s Calling”. Another writer I recommend is Louise Penny.

    I like Sci-Fi as well and I stumbled upon a quirky sci-fi mystery called “The Last Policeman” by Ben H. Winter as a Kindle ebook and it was a great find!! Another good sci-fi was “The Dog Stars”.

    I love Amy Tan and my favorite of hers is “The Kitchen God’s Wife”.

    To other folks, I’ve been recommending YOUR book!!

  370. my friend Everett’s book – Bumbling into Body Hair. (amazon link!

  371. The Jasper Fforde Thursday Next books.

    My favorites!

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  372. “Possession,” by A. S. Byatt.
    Seriously though, “A Massive Swelling: Celebrity Re-Examined As a Grotesque, Crippling Disease and Other Cultural Revelations,” by Cintra Wilson.

    Now I want a guard donkey.

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  373. Have you read the Night Circus? Because, oh my god THE NIGHT CIRCUS! And Bossypants, but I’m SURE you’ve read that 😉

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    Doug in Oakland

    Any (or all) of Daniel Quinn’s Ishmael books: Ishmael, The Story of B, and My Ishmael. I have read the first 104 pages of My Ishmael ten or more times.
    A long time ago I really enjoyed reading Winter’s Tale by Mark Helprin, (not Halperin, he’s a douche-nozzle).
    Also, you could get My Side of the Mountain by Jean George for Hailey, because every kid should read that book.
    My friend Briana was curious about the guard donkey, so I asked her if we hadn’t seen a video of a donkey killing a mountain lion, but she said no, that was a mule. Apparently that makes a big difference?

  375. Night Flim, The All Girls Filling Station Reunion (it will make you feel good), I was disappointed by the New Wally Lamb and Diane Sutterfield.

  376. Alive Munroe. Anything by her. She’s Canadian, so am I. You’ll love her. Oh and World War Z. It’s essential, and awesome.

  377. Read all the Carl Hiassen books. Start with Tourist Season.

  378. Fiction – Anything by Seanan Mcguire/Mira Grant 🙂 She has the best twisted sense of humor.

    Non-fic – Either The Disappearing Spoon by Sam Kean, or Made in America by Bill Bryson

  379. With a greater understanding of the world mythologies all other stories are better. So you should get this book:
    Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology.

  380. *denotes the most interesting books I’ve read in 2013. The others are a little older.

    Anything by Sarah Vowell, David Sedaris, David Rakoff, Nick Hornby, Jonathan Ames, Jon Ronson, Mary Roach.
    Charlie Stross’ Laundry Files series: The Atrocity Archives , The Jennifer Morgue, The Fuller Memorandum , The Apocalypse Codex. It’s a cross between Lovecraft, James Bond and The Office.
    Attack of the Theater People, by Marc Acito.

    Sweet and sad:
    Anything by Garth Stein.
    *The Housekeeper and the Professor, by Yoko Ogawa.
    The Speed of Dark, by Elizabeth Moon.

    Strange and unusual:
    Anything by Octavia Butler, Peter S. Beagle.
    *Unpossible and Other Stories, by Daryl Gregory

    Interesting and sometimes disturbingly prophetic:
    Jennifer Government, by Max Barry
    Machine Man, by Max Barry
    *The Postmortal, by Drew Magary
    The Last Policeman, by Ben Winters
    The Silo Saga trilogy, by Hugh Howley: Wool, Shift, and Dust
    Super Sad True Love Story, by Gary Shteyngart

  381. Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore by Robin Sloan is an absolute must for book lovers.

    The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern – be ready to read for long stretches – you don’t want to leave the book’s world while you’re reading this.

    The Time Traveller’s Wife – always good for a therapeutic cry (speaking of which – how much did you cry at the end of the Christmas Special tonight???)

    As always – everything ever published by Mr. Gaiman including the graphic novels and anything by Terry Prachett – if you’ve read them read them again.

    Hope you had a wonderful holiday!

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    A Different Patti

    So many to choose from… Hellspark by Janet Kagen. Hob’s Bargain by Patricia Briggs. Cordelia’s Honor, by Lois McMaster Bujold. Sunshine by Robin McKinley.

  383. Oooohhhhh Bedlam Stories….nice n creepy

  384. Merry Christmas! City of Thieves by David Benoit. A bookseller recommended it & said a word is not wasted in the book. He was right! (The author is one of the writers for Game of Thrones now.)

  385. The Name of the Star by Maureen Johnson
    Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh (you’ve read this already, yes?)
    Packing for Mars by Mary Roach

    The above books are all fantastic and cleverly written. Also, they made me laugh loudly in public.

  386. I want chaps!

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    John Watkins

    A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole

  388. The Historian.

  389. Zoobiquity by Barbara Natterson-Horowitz and Kathryn Bowers! It talks about illness and diseases that are widespread throughout the human-and-other-animal kingdom, from diabetes and heart attacks to self-injury, obsessive-compulsive behaviors, and eating disorders.

    It’s a great insight into our minds as animals. It makes me feel better to know that other animals struggle with behaviors that humans think are singular to us.

  390. I really enjoyed “Let’s pretend this never happened”. 🙂 Also, my holiday pick is definitely “Alice in Tumblr-land”.

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  391. Amish Vampires in Space.

    Because… it’s called Amish Vampires in Space, and it exists.

  392. Happy holidaze. Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris is what I just gifted to introduce someone to his writings. And Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. was how I was introduced to him. But maybe you have and this is a throw away suggestion…Craig Ferguson wrote an autobiographical something whose title I can’t recall and am apparently being too lazy to look up. I just started that one and it’s very entertaining thus far.

  393. Anything by Laurie notaro, I’ve only read her first 3 books but now after looking her up I realize its been forever since I got lost reading a book all day. I think I have to go to a bookstore or Amazon asap!

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  394. Anything by Mary Roach – if you haven’t read her, I just have a feeling you’ll find a kindred spirit.

  395. I just needed you to know that I really needed to hear that thing about the holidays being weird and hard for everyone. Like, you have no idea how much I needed to hear that tonight.

    I’m sure you know about Ender’s Game, but just in case you haven’t read it, here’s a plug- I liked it as a kid because I felt different from everyone else, just like Ender. He made me feel better. Also, sci-fi and explosions.

    I’ve been listening to a lot of audio books by Brene Brown lately. She’s effing fantastic. The Power of Vulnerability is my favorite so far.

    Happy Christmas!

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  396. ‘The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared,’ Jonas Jonasson.

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  397. I’ve decided to dive into some of the classics in 2014. C.S. Lewis, H.G. Wells, Harper Lee, Jane Austin, and there are many popular books on the “banned and challenged” list that I want to read.

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  398. Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    The Wanting Seed by Anthony Burgess
    Charmed City: thirteen tales of the strange and peculiar and obscure in Baltimore by Michelle D. Sonnier

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  399. If you have not read Lidia Yuknavitch’s _The Chronology of Water_ I think that you would love it. Like you, specifically. I wouldn’t recommend it to just anyone. It’s a memoir told in gorgeous, lyrical prose. It’s wrenching, it’s weirdly organized, it’s unexpected and unique. I highly recommend it.

  400. all of Lily Prior’s books..(Nectar, Ardor, La Cucina, Cabaret)..they are zany, fantastical, and absolutely HILARIOUS

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    Ashley Wright

    Anything by Tiffanie DeBartolo (especially God-Shaped Hole).
    Anything by Emily Giffin.
    Anything by Sarah Addison Allen.

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    Boris Ammerlaan

    I just finished reading “A Series of Unfortunate Events” for the second time. Either that, or one of the Tempe Brennan novels, you pick.

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    Abby Thurlow

    I too have a problem with books. I’ve read over 100 this year alone on my kindle (not counting all the real old fashioned books that I read as well!) Pillars of The Earth by Ken Follett was AMAZE-BALLZ. I just finished reading it last week. Also, on the plus side…after you read the book, there are also an 8 episode series to watch, and even another book that takes place like 100 years after the first one (also with it’s very own 8 episode series in case you just can’t get enough). Check it out. Amazon gave it killer reviews.

    Happy Reading!

  404. A few of my favourites (so hard to keep the list short!):

    The Earthsea Quartet (series) – Ursula Le Guin
    The Baroque Cycle (series) – Neal Stephenson
    Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
    Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
    The Line of Beauty – Alan Hollinghurst
    Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
    Essays in Love – Alain De Botton

    Happy reading 🙂

  405. The Hollows series by Kim Harrison are awesome books.

  406. Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson.

  407. OMG I can’at believe I didn’t suggest these first. I’m aging and my brain is getting mushy. Although, I would bet you’ve read them

    Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency and The Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul – Douglas Adams

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  408. “Born to Run” by Christopher McDougall. Just finished it (my hair stylist loaned it to me) and wished there were another one-hundred pages!

  409. Feed by M.T. Anderson

    This tells about it more succinctly than I can:

  410. I re-read this book often – “Cold Comfort Farm” by Stella Gibbons-
    well worth it

  411. Louise hay – you can heal your life
    Ekhart tolle – a new earth

    Saved my life after cancer diagnosis – no shit!

    So did “daring greatly” but you probably already have that one.

  412. The 13th Tale was really good. Also the Emily of New Moon series, by LM Montgomery.
    Someone to Run With by David Grossman was also lovely.

  413. I bought The Chronicles of Prydain and Bunnicula for my niece and nephew this year.


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    Ian Priestnall

    John Kennedy Toole, “A Confederacy of Dunces”. Grove Press, NY. ISBN 978-0-8021-3020-4. My best beloved bought it for me for Christmas and I haven’t stopped laughing since.

  415. The Sparrow by the Maria Doria Russell

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    Jess Chancey

    Anything by Christopher Moore is AMAZING. I recommend Lamb, A Dirty Job, Fool, or the Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove.

  417. Well I started out with 12, but got it down to 5. And I’ve added a bunch of stuff to my to read list thanks to all the other commenters 🙂

    The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver
    Wild by Cheryl Strayed
    Saltwater Buddha by Jaimal Yogis
    The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skloot
    Delusions of Gender by Cordelia Fine

  418. John Dies At The End by David Wong. The most horrifyingly funny book I’ve ever read though its sequel This Book Is Full Of Spiders is a close second.

  419. What books on a gift certificate? That’s kind of a no brainer. Well, first, it depends on what you like. In theory. Plan out a good list. Make it worthy of prying eyes. Include Jane Eyre, Daniel Quinn, Vonnegut, Ken Follett, etc. Keep it heavy so that people will whisper “Oh, she’s so deep…so smart. I want to know her!” After leaving the list out for all to see for a few days, pocket it and NEVER look at it again. Take a friend with you to the book store. Enter giggling and with a plan. And hit the naughty section. Just hear me out. The good shit will always be there to hug you later, but the dirty shit will make you spit tea out of your nose. And since this is free money, use it for sin! How often does this happen? Exactly!

    Seriously, though, there’s a lot of good erotica and fun light crap out there (and I’m not just saying that because I write that stuff…OK, well, maybe that’s ONE reason I’m saying that), so go wild. Get things you wouldn’t necessarily with your own money. You might find unexpected inspiration. And most importantly, HAVE FUN WITH IT!

  420. Ready Player One. If you’re into audiobooks, your paper collating pal Wil Wheaton narrates the audiobook which makes it even more awesome.

  421. “Let the Right One In” by John Ajvide Lindqvist

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  422. oh my gosh, 100% agree on Outlander by Diana Gabaldon but also Into the Wilderness by Sara Donati

  423. I think everyone should read One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. It’s very different than the movie because it is written from the Chief’s (altered) point of view. It taught me a lot about the pressure to conform.

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  424. The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet, by David Mitchell. Some of the most gorgeous writing ever. Japan and Dutch trading.

    Anything by Ursula K Leguin but especially The Left Hand of Darkness.

    The Seamstress, by Frances de Pontes Peebles. Brazil as it becomes modern

  425. Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon is absolutely my favorite series. Love, history, and everything in between.
    Wonder by RJ Palacio is a terrific book that will make you feel “normal” and loved. Your daughter will also love it. A great read to share mother to daughter.

  426. My favorite book of the year is “A Bookman’s Tale” by Charlie Lovett.

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  427. Peace Like a River by Leif Enger is probably the best book I’ve read, and one of the few books I’ve read more than once. Get it!

  428. The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova – I have read it a dozen times
    Anything Terry Pratchett – good for post- holiday blues
    I am currently reading lots of Shirley Jackson. Her writing is so rich, you can roll around in it, like snow.

  429. About 2/3 of the way through “Ahab’s Wife” and I dearly love it. Life in a lighthouse, sea-farin’ adventure, clever gal in mid 19th C Nantucket…It’s lovely.

    But for all-time wonderfulness, “Johnathon Strange and Mr. Norrell” by Susannah Clarke. Set in an Edwardian England in which magic had once been real, had disappeared, and is beginning to re-emerge. It’s gorgeous and has stayed with me for years.

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  430. House of Sand and Fog. I am so stealing this list. Y’all be havin’ good taste, yo.

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  431. The Rosie Project

  432. You MUST read Doctor Sleep by Stephen King (if you haven’t already) and I’d also recommend My Enemy’s Cradle by Sara Young.

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  433. I always recommend “If you lived here, I’d know your name” by Heather Lende. She moved to Alaska and wrote for the local newspaper. Excellent essays on life in small-town Alaska.

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  434. Maxed Out by Katrina Alcorn. This book helped me so much this year.

  435. Beautiful Ruins by Jess Walter

  436. Sarah #76: Congratulations!

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  437. Another vote for The Thirteenth Tale. I always read anything written by Lisa Genova or Sarah Addison Allen. Also, the book that scared the hell out of me this year: Into the Darkest Corner by Elizabeth Haynes. Jen Lancaster is funny…..

  438. I came here straight away from my feed to post that you absolutely MUST read “Eleanor & Park” by Rainbow Rowell, and the first commenter had posted it. That’s excellent. Really, it is such a gorgeous book. I ate it up.

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  439. The Curse of Chalion by Lois McMaster Bujold. It won the Mythopoeic Fantasy Award for Adult Literature and was nominated for a Hugo. It is a fantasy book and without a doubt my favourite book of all time.

    The Curse of Chalion is about a man who has lost everything, who believes his life is a failure, and, at the book’s opening, has been through a huge and terrible trauma. But the book is not about the trauma, but what happens to him after that. It’s fantasy, and she’s created a beautiful and amazing world -including a 5-god/dess theology-, a world where there are people who are corrupted and greedy, as well as those who are honourable and good. And those between the two, of course.

    In the end, it is not only about what the characters – and she creates relatable people who you may recognize from your own life, or from your mirror – but it is not just about what the characters go through, but also powerful questions about why we’re here, whether our lives are fated or not, if there is such a thing as redemption. And the reason it is my favourite book: it is about whether or not there is life after something so difficult has happened that you shouldn’t have survived it, but somehow did. It is about making choices, too, on how we move through the world and what sort of person we decide to be. And how we choose to survive the unsurvivable.

    It is my go-to book when the world is cruel, as it frequently is, and I need a place where I can be reminded that there is also good along with cruelty and that someone (Lois McMaster Bujold) was a good enough person with enough depth of character to write this book.

    And it reminds me that there are ways to face the bad that happens in the world and to me and still remain true to who one is.

    And lest I’m putting too much on this book, I will say it’s just a good story. It’s not preachy or filled with messages. The plot and writing are excellent and sweep me off to Chalion and the people who live there.

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  440. Well, I’m about set for life with this list, so thank you and everyone who made a suggestion. My own gift certificates are spent about a thousand times over, and I couldn’t be happier.

    As much as I love everything Neil Gaiman, my absolute favorite author is Charles de Lint. I always recommend “Someplace to be Flying” as an excellent place to start — animal people, Celtic mythology, the best made-up location in the universe, real characters with human problems as well as dealing with magic — it has everything. I’ve read it about a dozen times.

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    Lenee' Pulver

    St. George and the Dragon and the Quest for the Holy Grail By Edward Hays and ANY of the Odd Thomas books by Dean Koontz 🙂

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    Ellen Falkenberry

    United We Stand by Eliana Gil. It’s about people with Multiple Personalities.

    Any book by David Sedaris….this time of year is great for reading Holidays On Ice.

    Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins.

    The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy

    Anything by Jeanette Winterson….Boating for Beginners is hilarious.

    So many more….

  443. Mine is a kids book that I buy for every (god forsaken) baby shower I have to go to, its called Mama do you love me. Its about a naughty little Inuit child and their mothers unconditional love. I just really like the story and the illustrations are divine.

  444. A real great read is Christopher Moore’s Lamb and A Dirty Job… They are crazy, make you laugh kind of books.

  445. The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

  446. How about something different? SAGA, Volume 1 & 2; best graphic novels I’ve read in the last three years. They’re weird, so you’ll probably like them.

  447. I’m reading the newest Wally Lamb book…. We are water. Very good.
    P.S I don’t know if I have a need for a donkey in my condo in Massachusetts,
    but how cool would I be?

  448. The Bloody Chamber by Angela Carter and The Book of Flying by Keith Miller – Merry Christmas!

  449. Kelly (#91) suggested “The Doomsday Book” by Connie Willis.
    It is so powerful I have to agree — but please also give time to two other bits of fiction with the same characters: “FireWatch” (a novella, collected into a book of the same name) and most importantly “To Say Nothing of the Dog”. Because Doomsday Book is a moving tragedy, FireWatch is wistful—and Dog made me and many others laugh out loud. Then polish it off with “Three Men in a Boat” –written in 1904 by Jerome K. Jerome and it inspired Willis to write the Dog, and it made me laugh in 2004.

    For a total switcheroo, try “Pastrix” by Nadia Boltz-Weber. I’ll recommend this to anyone who grew up feeling a bit “off normal” in their conservative church/family. Gotta love a pastor who refers to herself as “God’s bitch”.

    Wishing that everyone in the tribe is having a decent December, that those of you who lost power (US Northeast) have a fireplace or generator so your pipes don’t freeze, and that anyone else who has to work today is having as quiet a time of it as I am. Well….I guess if we have any line workers in the US Northeast, they’re working like crazy…so thank you to them!

  450. It was published in late 2013 so it may not have hit libraries so here’s a link.

  451. The Gargoyle by Andrew Davidson. Brilliant.
    The Samurai’s Garden by Gail Tsukyama. Lovely.

  452. Don Quixote, hands down. A zillion pages, so it’s a commitment, but my God, so worth it. That something written hundreds of years ago can remain so relevant is amazing. And for those of us with mental illness, the over-riding question of who is truly the crazy one was refreshing and thought-provoking.

    Anna Karenina – the ending gave me goosebumps. The story of Anna is annoying, think Danielle Steel, but the story of Levin is eye-opening and life-affirming.

    Oh, and anything by David Sedaris and Mark Twain.

    Love you Jenny.

  453. Bill Bryson’s One Summer, America 1927
    Longbourn by Jo Baker

  454. Already posted once, but I’ve pored over this whole thread and no one mentioned the following:

    The Rook by Daniel O’Malley–creepier and way funnier than the zombie apocalypse.

    This thread makes an interesting yet tricky TBR list, in that it says more about the diversity of your readers than it does about the books recommended. Some of the suggestions make me want to argue which is just asinine. Someday I’d like to see a book list titled: “Don’t touch it with a ten foot pole and here’s why.” I bet you’d get some really juicy recs from that list.

  455. You’ve probably already read it, and I’m sure tons of people have already suggested it … Neil Gaiman’s Ocean At The End Of The Lane. Pure magic.

    Happy Day-After Christmas!
    Beth 🙂

  456. I recieved on of your fantastic note books from my son as well as Voltaire’s “God and Human Beings” and Newton’s ” Historiacal Accounts fo Two Notable Corruptions of Scripture”. These pieces are from the smaty pants of their ages, Always in trouble. But something light and different…Auntie Mame by Patrik Dennis.

  457. 461
    Leanne Poellinger

    The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein and The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

  458. Graceling, Fire, and Bitterblue by Kristin Cashore.

  459. I forgot to say Robin Hobb.

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  460. I love at least 500 books, but I think a must read for everyone is ‘Mists of Avalon’ by Marian Zimmer Bradley.

  461. I recently read The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon.
    Its all about these two guys in the WWII era and they wrote comic books.
    I found it pretty entertaining. I’d put it about #6 on my top ten list.

  462. Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend by Matthew Dix. And I second anyone who said “The Fault in Our Stars” by John Green. He’s amazing!

  463. Agnes and the Hitman by Jennifer Crusie

    Because it’s always a good idea to learn how to accept oneself and how to hide a body.

  464. Just especially for you: Walter Potter’s Curious World of Taxidermy

    Things everyone should read:
    Something by Charles Stross. Like Chuthulu, James Bond, and Government Beuracracy? Try the Laundry Series. Would you prefer a near-future Police Procudural filled with high weirdness? Then the Halting State Trilogy might be for you (actually, the third book has been cancelled, since Stross has now seen nearly everything he’s written come true and it’s breaking his brain a little, so there’s only “Halting State” and “Rule 34”). Perhaps you’d like some high-concept science fiction about an experimental mind-wipe community in the far future. Then I recommend Glasshouse.

    Want something uplifting and tear-inducing? Then “Raising my Rainbow” should be on your list.

    Confused by the English? Then try “Watching the English” by Kate Fox.

    And finally “Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse”. No, I won’t give you a synopsis, because I know that you’ll buy it on the basis of its title alone.

    I’m sure there’s more, but I’m full of booze and turkey so I cannot brain. Happy Boxing Day!

  465. #439… I ditched a school day my senior year of high school to see Marion Zimmer Bradley and Diana L. Paxson speak and sign books. I handed over my battered copy of “Mists,” all a quiver with excitement. Bradley raised her eyebrows a bit at its condition, gave me a small smile, and signed my well-loved book. I hugged it to my chest for the rest of the evening. It’s still one of my most cherished memories.

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  466. Absolutely ANYTHING written by Christopher Moore or David Sedaris (but you probably already know about Sedaris).

  467. Fault in Our Stars

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  468. If you are in the mood to be serious- Dear Zari. If not, a girl named zippy.

  469. In the past week I’ve read Orphan Train by Christina Kline and He’s Gone by Deb Caletti. Both were pretty good.

  470. Dean Koontz Frankenstein Series that’s FIVE books! Good reads. Also A Dog’s Purpose and A Dog’s Journey by W Bruce Cameron, stories from the dogs prospective.

  471. Dandelion Wine by Ray Bradbury

  472. Hannah’s Dream by Diane Hammond. Because Haanah is an elephant and elephants are amazing.

  473. The Sword in the Stone (by T.H. White) if you want to laugh. Or Mistress Masham’s Repose (same author) if you want to know more about little people. Or The Elegance of the Hedgehog (Muriel Barbery) if you want to really think, cry and get a feeling for how French recluses live.

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  474. The orphan master’s son. Modern day north Korea. Beautiful story of unspeakable horrors written as one man’s epic journey.

  475. Delightful, I could use a good guard donkey. Couldn’t we all?

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  476. Picking two that haven’t been mentioned:

    Two Boys Kissing by David Levithan (best book I’ve read all year and I’m on #230, so that’s saying something).

    I am the Messenger by Markus Zusak (because everyone keeps recommending The Book Thief, but I thought this one was better).

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  477. You should read “Till We Have Faces” by C.S. Lewis, if you haven’t. It’s the kind of thing you can read at the age of 13 and be like “yeah, I get it” and then re-read 10 or 15 years later and be like “wait, what?”

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  478. Anything by Oliver Sacks, but especially The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat, and Seeing Voices.

  479. The Power of One – Bryce Courtenay. EVERYONE should read this book!

  480. Longtime lurker, first-time poster.
    I believe I have found my tribe – so many fantastic books listed! So many of my favorites (books I thought no one knew of!) have already be listed, I will add a few I haven’t seen yet:

    Boy’s Life by Robert McCammon – favorite quote (partial): ‘We all start out knowing magic. We are born with whirlwinds, forest fires, and comets inside us.’

    A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson – I love almost all of his books, but this is the first book I have read that made me understand just how far away Pluto really is – holy shiznits!

    Julian May has written 2 sagas or series of books that I have really enjoyed:
    The Saga of the Pliocene Exile – The Many Coloured Land (1), The Golden Torc (2), The Nonborn King (3) and The Adversary (4) – your mind will boggle.
    Because this series was written later but pertains to the Pliocene Exile: The Galactic Milieu Triology – Jack the Bodiless (1), Diamond Mask (2), and Magnificat (3)

    Thanks Jenny (I’ve given your book to two people so far) and thanks to everyone for the excellent suggestions for books I must read!
    Merry Christmas!

  481. Out of thousands of excellent books, today I recommend Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons. You can’t lose with that book.

  482. Princess Bride by William Goldman.

  483. The Night Rainbow by Claire King. Amazing book. X

  484. My recommendations already got posted but they are so-o-o good.

    Recent faves:
    The Newsflesh trilogy (Feed, Deadline, Blackout, and a trio of novellas) – Mira Grant (the best zombie novels I’ve ever read; keep tissues close at hand)
    The sea of tranquility – Katja Millay (YA that will make your heart ache – in a good way)
    Tried-and-true besties:
    Good omens – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (such sly humor)
    Beauty – Robin McKinley
    The blue sword & The hero and the crown – Robin McKinley

    Wishing you and yours a wonderful new year!

  485. Ready, Player One. There is so much to geek over about this book it’s crazy. Besides, if you listen to the audiobook, it’s read by your buddy, Wil Wheaton.

  486. People swear that donkeys or minature donkeys are great at guarding stock from wolves, coyotes, and various predators. I guess they give warning and sometimes scare them off (you know – like how some kids are affraid of midgets). I’ve always figured they are kind of like the tasty treat. Please don’t eat my expensive horse and you can dine on the sacrificial donkey (poor thing).

    Favorite books:Linda Howards – To Die For and Drop Dead Gorgeous (romance/mystery/funny)
    Man O’ War by Walter Farley – fictionalized biography about a great horse.

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    Megan Lovejoy

    John Dies at the End and the sequel This Book is Full Of Spiders by David Wong. Dark, creepy, strange, suspenseful, and HILARIOUS.

  488. The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern is a definitely one you won’t want to miss, and will be sad to finish. Everything written by David Sedaris, of course. Amy Tan has a new book! I got it for Christmas, and can’t wait to dig in!

  489. The book I tell everyone to read when looking for suggestions is called Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, by Jenny Lawson. 🙂 Seriously, I’ve bought it for multiple friends and recommended it to even more.

  490. The Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel Pie Society. If joy were a book, this would be it.

  491. You definitely would enjoy The Night Circus by Erin Morganstern. You will be so sorry when it is over. Like everyone else is saying, anything and everything by David Sedaris, also in the same vein, anything by Laurie Notaro, especially The Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club and Autobiography of a Fat Bride–hilarious! Just re-read the Hunger Games trilogy, yup, still just as good. And Amy Tan has a new book out–yayyyy! Just got it for Christmas and can’t wait to dive in.

  492. The Deed of Paksenarrion by Elizabeth Moon. It’s an epic fantasy saga that I read for the first time in high school and have read multiple times since.

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  493. “Brain on Fire, my month of madness” Susannah Cahalan.

  494. Bridge of Sighs by Richard Russo. Fan-friggin’-tastic book.

  495. The Anne Rice Vampire series. I read these in my mid 20s’ and knew..for the first time…without a shadow of a doubt..I was not alone in the universe. Apparently there were millions of us out here, who all had a dark heart.

  496. To Say Nothing of the Dog by Connie Willis. Everyone should read it!!!

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    Catharine Scott

    Beautiful Ruins – Jess Walter, The Lowland – Jhumpa Lahiri

  498. The Gargoyle by Andrew Davidson is one of the most beautiful books I’ve ever read. It is an odd love story (and I am not a love story fan so I was very hesitant in choosing this but it came highly recommended by a trusted friend and I’m so thankful that I listened). It transported me through time. I could absolutely not put it down. Stunning.

  499. Lol my horse despised asses, 4 and 2 legged… The secret life of plants, Thompson-trippy cool wtf really?! Kinda book. Intense read.. love it, and the book of birthdays… shit that makes your eyes go round, AND your eyebrows readjust!

  500. The Child Thief by Brom. A dark retelling of Peter Pan.

  501. A Girl Named Zippy: Growing Up Small in Mooreland, Indiana by Haven Kimmel

  502. The Mercy Thompson series by Patricia Briggs.

  503. The Apes of Wrath (great anthology about anything to do with apes) edited by Rick Klaw.
    Anything by Dan Savage (although Skipping Towards Gomorrah wasn’t my favorite).
    Rayguns Over Texas (all Texas sci-fi writers, these are some freaky folks we have here in Texas) edited by Rick Klaw.
    Her Smoke Rose Up Forever by James Tiptree Jr. (a pseudonym for Alice Sheldon) All of her stuff is great.
    Follow Peggy J. Hailey on Facebook. She’s a librarian for the Runge Public Library and puts out the most amazing lists of books to read. I’m hooked. And yeah, she and Rick are both friends of mine. So what, I love what they write!

  504. I’ve been feeling a little depressed after last night’s Doctor Who. Not just over Matt Smith leaving – that’s par for the course when you’re a Whovian, but knowing that’s the last new Doctor Who episode until Autumn 2014. How am I going to go 10 months (give or take) without Doctor Who?!!! I really need to contact my wife’s uncle who has DVDs of every old series Doctor Who episode. That would fill the gap nicely.

    As for books everyone should read (besides yours, of course), I’d recommend Year Zero by Rob Reid. The basic premise of the story is that aliens not only exist but discovered Earth’s music awhile back and love it. As in it puts them into an orgasmic state kind of loving it. So, naturally, they’ve made copies of every song they could get their hands on. Then, they discover copyright law. Being sticklers for following the rules, they figure out how much they owe and realize it’s more than all of the money in the galaxy! What follows is a hilarious tale of copyright law – the only time this sentence will ever be uttered!

    Another one I’d recommend is Off To Be The Wizard by Scott Meyer. In this book, a computer hacker discovers a mysterious file that not only describes all of reality, but can be changed to alter reality. Want more money? Change your balance in this file and you’ve got it. Want to go somewhere else? Change your position in the file and you’re there! The hacker, of course, gets into trouble and winds up in medieval times posing as a wizard. That’s when things get really interesting. (No spoilers, but this book both closes out the story nicely while leaving room for a sequel which I really hope he makes.)

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  505. The Whole Stupid Way We Are by N. Griffin. Beautiful, sad, funny, perfect.

  506. The Fault is in our Stars
    Doctor Sleep, Stephen King
    ***How I Came to Sparkle Again, Kaya McLaren. (happy book)
    The Husband’s Secret

  507. And…The Grapes of Wrath

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    Nonfiction: Fiction: Where’d you go, Bernadette? (Semple) The Circle (Eggers)

  509. Do you want “good” as in “touched my soul?” – The Time Traveler’s Wife; Water for Elephants; the Help

    “Good” as in “good vampire porn?” – The Black Dagger Brotherhood series

    “Good” as in “chick-y & fun?” – anything by Jen Lancaster or Stacey Ballis

    “Good” as in “Reflective & good for spiritual growth?” – Mere Christianity or The Great Divorce by CS Lewis

    “Good” as in the best Fantasy series ever written? – Robert Jordan’s Wheel of time (completed by Brandon Sanderson)

    “Good” as in “thank God, Steven King actually wrote something GOOD again.” – Doctor Sleep
    So much good stuff to read!!

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  510. Wolf Hall, by Hilary Mantel. If you like historical fiction, this is one of the best.

  511. Bad Monkey by Carl Hiaason. Excellent, highly entertaining, and a very fast read. And there’s a monkey in the story, a former Pirates of the Caribbean star, who smokes cigarettes and suffers from some wild sort of animal alopecia. But that’s not the best part of the novel. I’m not giving any more secrets away. Except that there’s an arm. Just an arm.

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  512. Jenny-

    Pick up a copy of The Master & Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov.

  513. Peacocks make awesome guard peacocks too. A neighbor of mine has a couple and every time someone comes on their property they go fucking insane. I keep telling Casey that I want a peacock too because how awesome would it be to have your friends come over for a barbecue in the summer and see a peacock wandering around. He tells me that it will never happen. I told him never say never.

  514. The Golden Compass (and the 2 books that follow it in the series, The Subtle Knife, and The Amber Spyglass)
    Also…. Let’s pretend this never happened. (not trying to be a suck-up, I honestly recommend it whenever anyone asks me what book they should read.)

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  515. Nothing I like better that a big ol’ meaty book, except when it’s a series of big ol’ meat books. Best books I’ve ever read (multiple times mind) are the Outlander Series by Diana Gabaldon. I got a bunch of gift cards for books also, and am on my way to the book store to pick up the latest in the series. SQUEE!!!! Besides them being wonderfully written, with stories within stories there’s historical references abound (yep I said abound) because these make me feel like i’m getting all kinds of smart up in here! 🙂 Either way, a book is 10x better than TV (usually) so ENJOY.

  516. I loved Let The Great World Spins. It all seems to unrelated until it isn’t. On the other hand you might like Murakami’s Kafka At the Shore because…you know…talking cats.

  517. I loved this non-post because you gave permission for depression. I dunno. That just meant a lot.

    As far as a book to read… Have you read John Green’s The Fault in our Stars?

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  518. The Storyteller by Jodi Picoult, And the Mountains Echoed by Khaled Hosseini, Where’d you Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple, The Tao of Martha by Jen Lancaster. I do NOT, however, get the The Fault in Our Stars love….I thought it was meh.

  519. I really, really, really loved The Sisters Brothers by Patrick deWitt. It’s an absurd western story about assassins and redemption.

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  520. Jennifer Crusie’s books have fantastic, witty dialogue and great plots (and good sex scenes) – I was introduced to her through “Faking It”, but “Manhunting” may be my favorite. My daughter got me in to The Missing series by Margaret Peterson Haddix – very entertaining premise, and something Hailey would enjoy, too.

  521. Memory and Dream by Charles deLint Amazingly awesome “fairy” style fantasy. About Bohemian artists coming of age and as their older. One of the artists brings her paintings to life in amazing and scary ways. EVERYONE should read this book!

    Merry Holidays!

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    Jessica (the celt)

    I believe every person should read The Elegance of the Hedgehog at least once in their lifetime, because it’s just that darn good.

  523. Anything by Terry Pratchett. You should know, though, that my family’s traditional Christmas movie is The Hogfather, so we’re a little skewed.

  524. I honestly believe that everyone should read True Tales of American Life by Paul Auster – sort of. It’s a collection of true stories from a radio program he once hosted and many of them are no less than brilliant.

  525. Anything by Christopher Moore, start with “A Dirty Job”, his dialogue will make you pee your pants!

  526. A book that I have read many times (ok, one of the books) is Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins. I love that book.

  527. Oh wow! I’m out here in the 325 area code of Texas. I was amazingly not at all surprised by that ad.

  528. One on One by Tabitha King. That one makes me happy to read.

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    Andy Average

    Read “Crooked Little Vein” by Warren Ellis. A really twisted tale of America. By the by we love your book and we also have a lovely collection of odd taxidermy. Happy holidays from New Orleans.

  530. I got the book “this is not a book” by Keri Smith and it’s like an activity book that you draw pictures and distract yourself when you get real stabby and want to punch people in the throat… Merry Christmas!

  531. Anything by David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, you, Sherman Alexi, are always good. Also Like Water for Chocolate and Water for Elephants. And of course Kurt Vonnegut. 🙂

  532. “The Wind in the Willows” by Kenneth Grahame. I love this book so much, I call it my literary prozac. It never fails to calm me down and make me happy.

  533. Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch – By Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

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  534. I agree with Eleanor and Park and 13th Tale (those are the only other comments I read; they were so unusually intelligent that I quit while I was ahead). But the book that everyone should read is The Art of Racing in the Rain. Amazing.

  535. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. My favorite books are by Geoff Dyer. “Yoga For People Who Can’t Be Bothered to Do It”, “But Beautiful, a Book About Jazz”, and from a completely different author, “The Orphan Train”.


  536. So I read through the entire list of comments (472 at this time). I have cut-and-paste a SIX PAGE list of book and author suggestions. Yay for more reading and new material!

    My suggestion, only offered by one other person:

    The Night Film, by Marisha Pessi – well-written, presented in a very interactive way, creepy, mysterious, urgent, sympathetic….engaging.

    Thanks for asking – my addiction should be well-fed for at least 2 years now! 🙂

    I highly and deeply second the multiple recommendations for the Lois McMaster Bujold Vorkosigan Series, as well as her Chalion series. She writes the BEST dialogue and characterizations EVER. I feel like her creations are my family, and it’s always so comforting to re-make their acquaintance. I’ve borrowed them, bought them, handed them out, re-read them, bought them for my Kindle, and STILL re-read them pretty regularly.

    Also – Mary Doria Russell. A terrific writer. My favorite is The Sparrow (“Jesuits….in…!……”) It has a sequel you can ignore. 🙂 She also wrote a fictionalized account of Lawrence of Arabia and the involvement of Great Britain in re-drawing national borders in the early days of the 20th century – The Dreamers of the Day. She also wrote a semi-biography of Doc Holliday – DOC. Very interesting reading, if you like historical fiction. A Thread of Grace is her story of the Catholic church during WWII Italy – very good story telling.

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    Ilja Reijntjes

    Of course the first comment I ever post is about books (mainly never posted before because I just can not find the words to express how wonderful your blog is and how truly lucky I feel to be a tiny part of the Tribe)

    Anyway, books. ‘The perfume’ by Patrick Suskind is one that stands out for me, read it years ago and it’s awesome.
    Also, anything in the ‘Serge series’ by Tim Dorsey. (It’s not called the Serge series but that’s the main character in all the books) . These books are hysterically disturbing, squirting coffee out of my nose laughing out loud funny.

  538. Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell. Hands down best book I’ve read all year. Me Before You by Moyes and the Paris Wife, by McClain were close.

  539. Bridge of Birds by Barry Hughart. If you were ever sad that there were never more Princess Bride stories, the adventures of Master Li and Number Ten Ox feel like some lost stories from the same place Princess Bride came from.

  540. Plain Kate – Erin Bow

    A teenage girl in a Russian village is amazing at carving, just like her father. A plague strikes, and people start to think she’s a little TOO good at carving. This is in an age when suspected witches are burned at the stake. A real witch shows up and offers to help, and his offer sounds suspiciously wonderful. This is so beautifully poetic, full of Russian lore and shadow magic and heart-wrenching honesty and hurts and love. Her new one (Sorrow’s Knot) is similarly gorgeous, but focuses on a native tribe instead.

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  541. Absolutely anything by Matt Ruff. But I would suggest starting with is first novel, Fool on the hill. That man is a genius. And you will love the talking cats and the Tolkien brotherhood.

  542. My favs are
    I, Claudius by Robert Graves
    The Last Oracle by James Rollins
    Kleopatra by Karen Essex
    and any book by George Carlin

  543. I’m reading through all of Elizabeth berg’s books and I must say I’ve really liked them all. she’s so great at capturing the little moments between people, character traits that make us all so unique, and just the everyday life of us all. people have already said david Sedaris. love him. so funny. this time last year I read a good American. so good. great first novel. can’t wait to read more by alex George. right now I’m reading Amigoland. great texas fiction and – I think – another first novel. along with some other books, I got The Gates of the Alamo for Christmas and that’s supposed to be really great. hope you had a great Christmas! and, yes, I’m having a very blue day today. it’s part of that aftermath depression. :o( hope tomorrow will be better!

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  544. Of course, The Game of Thrones series is great too…but there’s a bit of a frustration factor about the mean-time-between-books that makes me hesitate to recommend them. It’s fine ’til they run out and you’re waiting on the next one…for three years.

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  545. Oh! For silly and full of laughs…Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Aadams.
    I’m cracking up just thinking about it. It is my all-time fave of all of his books.

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  546. The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor
    Lamb by Christopher Moore
    The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde

    All are fantastic, and I recommend them to everyone who will listen to me. 🙂

  547. Mennonite in a Little Black Dress

  548. If you prefer fiction:
    Karen Hesse (She writes children, but she’s great–Out of Dust and Witness were my favorites.)
    Katherine Applegate (She also writes children, but both of her books were fantastic. She wrote Home of the Brave and The One and Only Ivan.)
    Home, by Toni Morrison
    The Hand that First Held Mine, by Maggie O’Farrell
    The Road, by Cormac McCarthy (really, anything by Cormac McCarthy…you probably already know this)

    For some fascinating nonfiction:
    Anything Malcolm Gladwell (I’m kind of a nerd, though, so I enjoy these kinds of things. He wrote Blink, Outliers, David & Goliath.)
    Quiet, by Susan Cain
    Daring Greatly, by Brene Brown
    Anything by Anne Lamott

    I also got gift cards for Christmas, and I’m having a hard time choosing from the thousands on my Amazon wish list. 🙂 Happy reading!

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  549. Obviously, your book is #1 on my list…
    But believe it or not, “License to Pawn: Deals, Steals, and My Life at the Gold & Silver” by Rick Harrison of “Pawn Stars” is a fascinating read. Seriously.

  550. Anything by Wendell Berry. Start with poetry or fiction before you move to essays.

  551. Please, please read Handling Sin by Michael Malone. Skip the chapter about the lead character’s family’s genealogy and the rest is comedic, crazy southern, delightful gold. Spiritual and humorous: Anne Lamott’s Traveling Mercies. And some non-current non-humorous southern fiction: Charms for the Easy Life by Kaye Gibbons and Bel Canto by Anne Patchett. Controversial humor: How to Be A Woman by Caitlin Moran. Not sure what was controversial about it. I loved it.

  552. Books I would recommend to EVERYONE:
    Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card
    The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls
    Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

    Great books that shaped me, but are not necessarily all-audiences:
    Stiff by Mary Roach
    Atlas Shrugged and The Fountianhead by Ayn Rand
    The Windup Girl by Paolo Bacigalupi (seriously the most mind-blowing book I’ve read in the past year)

    Wild Seed by Octavia Butler

  553. The Book Thief. The writing style is quite different than anything I had read before!

  554. Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman- or anything by any of those two

  555. The Thirteenth Tale is one of my absolute favorites, right behind the Harry Potter books, of course. 🙂

  556. Super Sad True Love Story by Gary Shteyngart, the MaddAddam Trilogy by Margaret Atwood, Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell, A Visit from the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan, and/or Never Let me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro …all of them contain visions of a future that seem pretty on-track.

    You, however, are one of my go-to’s for unrestrained lulz. The above … not so much.

  557. Olive Kitteridge and A Reliable Wife– both were great!

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  558. Nine Stories by JD Salinger

    Also the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett if you haven’t started it

  559. “Angry Housewives Eating Bon Bons” by Lorna Landvik. I read it a number of years ago.

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  560. Kushiel’s Dart by Jacqueline Carey
    Anything written by Michelle Sagara West

    Warning, once hooked, these authors are like crack and they are prolific.

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  561. For books I think everyone should read, I would absolutely say The Hollows series by Kim Harrison. Dead Witch Walking is the first one.

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  562. Well, three come to mind:
    “FUCK (Word Taboo and Protecting Out First Amendment Liberties)” by Christopher M. Fairman, which is a non-fiction discussion of language in the law and especially how “fuck” is treated in law.

    “The End of Mr. Y” by Scarlett Thomas, a nicely strange novel from ‘across the pond’ about the world of minds. A mouse deity appears, and the cover of the version I bought has a lab mouse on the cover.

    “Secrets at Sea” by Sabre Moore, an adventure story about a young woman who runs away from home to become a pirate. It’s kind of like Disney’s Mulan but in a sort of England without the outbursts of song.

    There’s a fourth, but you’d have to wait until next fall: “December” by Judah LoVato, a novel about a young man named Cole as he reflects on his life and his beliefs.

    I hope you get a chance to read some of them! (and this post, since you’ve had hundred of suggestions already!)

    Happy New Year, and thank you for writing!


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  563. I am reading “The Girl who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a ship of her own making” by Catherynne Valente and think you would love it. The story is capriciously entertaining and her writing is some of the funnest wordplay I have seen in years.

    I also liked John Connolly’s “The Gates”. It felt like reading Good Omens for the first time.

  564. I’m pretty sure they could make a reality show about that guy trying to put tires on his mother. Maybe the guard donkey could have a cameo?

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  565. I’m a voracious reader and rarely give books 5 stars. These are 5-star winners!

    Golden Boy by Abigal Tarttelin
    Tell the Wolves I’m Home by Carol Rifka Brunt
    Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend by Matthew Dicks
    Wonder by R.J. Palacio
    The Language of Flowers by Vanessa Diffenbaugh
    The Story of Beautiful Girl by Rachel Simon

    I could go on and on…

  566. Any Ben Elton satire. “Blast from the Past” is my favourite. Books that make me laugh out loud and afterwards say “hmmm”.

  567. Sorry, also Margaret Atwoods “After the Flood”. There are dumb horny humanoid creatures with large blue penises. What more could you want from a novel?

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  568. You should read “Unnaturally Green: One girl’s journey along a yellow brick road less traveled” by Felicia Ricci. It’s hilarious and awkward and heartwarming.

  569. Happy book hunting Jenny! I love it!
    -Read Don Quixote by Cervantes if you haven’t yet. so great, and funny to boot.
    -Also Dave Eggers’ “A Heart Breaking Work of Staggering Genius” same.
    -I just reread ‘A Year in Provence’ and that’s also great
    -also ‘Ender’s Game’ was pretty fantastic, no doubt
    -ok and ‘Hunger’ by Knut Hamsen too.

    But oh my gosh, can I rant about the Glass Castle for a minute? I saw that one on a couple of previous commenters’ lists and that book really made me mad. I’m all about challenging, heart breaking reads and people being awful to each other, but this book gets too many accolades for how poorly it was written and how squish squish melo-dramatic it was. GRRRRRR. ok end rant 🙂 god bless the Glass Castle!

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    Definately Ishmeal. Everyone should have to read this book. it will change your thinking, your mind, your soul.

  571. My favorite book is Winterdance: The Fine Magic of Running the Iditarod by Gary Paulsen. I live in Wisconsin and grew up near Bemidji, MN where Paulsen lived when he was training for the Iditarod, so any northern winter story has a special appeal for me. The book is hilarious and spiritual, an unusual combination. Paulsen is justly known for his young adult novels, but this one is somewhat more adult fare.

    If you like mysteries or thrillers or police procedurals, check out Tana French and Kate Atkinson. Both excellent.

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    . . . and ‘Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking’ by Susan Cain (non-fic); ‘Special Topics in Calamity Physics’ by Marisha Pessl (fic); ‘The Wind in the Willows’ by Kenneth Grahame; ‘Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland’ and ‘Through the Looking Glass’ by Lewis Carroll; ‘The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making’ by Catherynne Valente; Bill Bryson’s books; ‘Longbourn’ by Jo Baker (because everyone has read P&P by Jane Austen) and . . .

  573. If you haen’t read Night Circus (by Erin Morgenstiern) yet it’s an awesome book.

    Also there’s Abarat by Clive Baker. Make sure to get a hardback copy because the illustrations are out of this world!

  574. Anthing by the The Sweet Potato Queens!! Good ole Suthern Raunchy Humor -> sure to put a knowing smirk on your face and many head nodz!

  575. “Charlotte’s Web.”

  576. Had I known about you 40 years ago, I would say you need to alternate between “Catch 22” and “The Secret of Santa Vittoria”. Many late nights and bottles of Drambuie were wasted trying to determine the meaning of life while discussing these two works of literary brilliance. Now days, I recommend the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich. I really think you can relate to Stephanie.

    Thank you for being one of the funniest writers I have ever encountered.

  577. “The Magicians” by Lev Grossman. It’s like Narnia and Harry Potter but for adults, but not in the oooo saucy way you expect when you hear “but for adults”. It’s more in a “holy shit other people feel this way about Narnia too, oh my god I’m going to sob, in a really good way” for adults. Also, super nerdy.

  578. If you have not read them yet. Laurell K. Hamilton is an amazing author. My favorite series is her Merry Gentry series. In order the series goes: A kiss of Shadows, Caress of Twilight, Seduced by Moonlight, A Stroke of Midnight, Mistral’s Kiss, A Lick of Frost, Swallowing Darkness, Divine Misdemeanors. The next in the series (A Shiver of Light) is actually due out this coming June!

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  579. After traveling to Australia, Cloudstreet by Tim Winton. A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry.

  580. I am agreeing with Kathryn Franks and Lesley on “Pillars of the Earth” by Ken Follett. This book will slice into your heart on the very first page and you will not be able to stop reading.
    If you like it, be sure to also read his book “Night Over Water”. It is a really fun read and not as deep as his usual stuff. My favorite thing was assigning a cast if they ever make a movie of it. Who would play the characters?
    The Sweet Potato Queen series is also a good laugh but since you are from Texas I am pretty sure you have already read them!

  581. Anne Bishop
    Dark Jewels Trilogy and
    Pillars of the Earth , not that one (though it is a good read too) the one about witches.

    These are fun (dark) books to read, the junkfood for the mind type. The ones that make you go “oh…that was the good stuff”

    Oh I vote again for a like button on your comments, so many good books mentioned and ones I have to check out

  582. +1 to “The Reason I Jump”. Just started reading it, but it’s incredible honest and a great way to see inside the world of an autistic child.

  583. My vote goes to the Black Jewels books by Anne Bishop.
    1. Daughter of the Blood
    2. Heir to the Shadows
    3. Queen of the Darkness

  584. Good reads:
    The War of Art (for anyone who procrastinates or feels resistance to doing their “art”)
    Buddha’s Brain by Rick Hanson (hardwiring the brain for happiness)
    Wise Heart by Jack Kornfield (lovely words to dip into before sleep)
    A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson (laugh-out-loud funny account of two middle-aged out-of-shape men attempting the Appalachian Trail)
    Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott (a classic for writers)

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  585. The holidays can be rough indeed, but you always manage to make me laugh. Each Christmas our cat, Pippa, “gives” a gift to both my husband and myself (we may or may not let her select the wrapping paper…she loves it!) This year I received your Beyoncé “knock knock motherfucker” hand towel. It’s already hanging in the powder room:)

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  586. I was going to just read through the list and jot down a list of books. Now I have to delurk to say a million times yes to A Girl Named Zippy. Beautifully written but there were quite a few times (while listening to the audiobook in my cubicle at work) I laughed until I cried.

  587. I second Chelsea’s recommendation for Chabon’s The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. Loved, loved, loved that book!

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    The Maise Dobb’s Series by Jacqueline Winspear.


  589. Another vote for Terry Pratchett. He manages hilarious and profound at the same time. It can be hard to find a good place to jump in, because the later books are better, but the earlier ones have good backstory. Going Postal is both recent and the beginning of an arc, so I usually suggest that one for new Pratchettites.

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    Kelly Stoker

    I read a lot and am currently reading all the Newbery Award and Honors books. They are children’s books, but they won awards for a reason. They are mainly awesome. The best of which is A Wrinkle in Time. Just finished reading it to my 10 year old. My second favorite is The Evolution of Calpurnia Tate.

    I’ve read through all the posts – 500 something. These are my favorites of those listed:
    *the Flavia deLuce books – you will love these 12 year old Chemical genius!
    any by Nevada Barr (if you’re interested in National Parks)
    The Red Tent
    The Secret Life of Bees (fictional novel about Sherlock Holmes) so fiction about fiction
    Animal, Vegetable, Miracle
    *The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
    any by Louise Penny (mystery)
    any by Kim Harrison (paranormal)
    any by LM Montgomery (Canadian children’s writer)
    The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks (Scientific – slog through the beginning then it’s awesome)
    The Mercy Thompson series by Patricia Briggs (paranormal)
    The Black Daggar Brotherhood series (paranormal)
    Margaret Peterson Haddix – Among the Hidden series (children’s writer)

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    This was my first Christmas I’ve had since I’ve been diagnosed with PTSD. While it was rough, my spouse made it really bearable and I was able to get through it OK. Yes, that was random, but I knew you’d understand somehow.

    On books–I just finished Stephen King’s Doctor Sleep. If you liked or in my case, loved the Shining is a wonderful read and parts of it were extremely scare worthy. And I can guarantee you will never look the same way again at a senior citizen in a Winnebago.

  592. The Power of One, Bryce Courtney and The Yiddish Policeman’s Union, MichAel Chabon. Also loved Gorky Park, Or almost anything by Martin Cruz Smith

  593. The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein.

  594. I couldn’t make it through 583 comments right now (although it looks as if I need to come back for suggestions.) My favorites–many of which are old news: Southland (Nina Revoyr), The Secret History (Donna Tartt), the Prodigy/Legend/Champion trilogy (which I think is one of the most interesting YA distopian trilogies out there), The End of the Affair (also above, Graham Greene), The Alienist (Caleb Carr), Garp and Owen Meany are my favorites from Irving, and Kingsolver’s Poisonwood Bible has managed to keep me turning pages multiple times. I also think that A Fine Balance (Rohinton Mistry) is the saddest book that I have ever read. If you like mysteries and haven’t read Sara Paretsky or Tana French, I’d suggest doing so. And I’d whatever-numbereth suggest that The Thirteenth Tale is a hugely fun read–as is pretty much anything by Carol Goodman. And if you never read From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler (E.L. Konigsburg), Daphne’s Book (Mary Downing Hahn) or The Egypt Game (Snyder) as a child, they are worth reading as an adult (or maybe that’s just because I keep rereading them).

  595. Not books, although I love the Diana Garabaldon Voyager series…
    I’m sending a laugh your way… now I want to go make Calvin & Hobbes snowmen….

  596. Hope you folks had a grand, grand holiday! Filled with jolly silliness and bad Christmas lyrics.

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  597. “The Final Confession of Mabel Stark” Beautiful story about the first female tiger trainer.

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  598. And, yes I do know where in hell Wall,tx is. Not too far from Sonora. As far as books you must read The Art of Racing in the Rain
    Hunger games
    Catching fire
    Mocking jay

  599. A Case of Need-Jeffery Hudson
    (A murder mystery about a botched abortion, has all sorts of medical footnotes and delightfully specific details about surgery)

  600. A Case of Need-Jeffery Hudson
    (A m0rder mystery about a botched ab0rtion, has all sorts of medical footnotes and delightfully specific details about surgery

  601. Atonement is a great book. Ya know, the one they made a movie about and Keira Knightley was in it? Also Memoirs of a Geisha, the entire Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series (awesome no matter what age you are), and The Historian (a fiction-based-on-historical-fact horror novel about Vlad the Impaler).

  602. I don’t have any books to suggest, I wish I did, always wanted to be in the in crowd, one of those people who was in a book club and had something frightfully witty to say about their latest addition. I’m probably the worlds only English major who chooses books based on which celebrity in people was reading it on the beach in Italy. Because everything that’s big in Europe is better. Actually I’m reading your book still, I feel I may never actually get through the whole thing because I read it at night when my kids are asleep and I’m Locked in the bathroom, and I fear I will either zap it from my kindle as it fries me in the tub, or my friends will inevitably kill me because I’m calling them all separately to read them the latest chapter. I should see if they still have party lines. I just want you to know you are perhaps my very favorite person right now, and I mean that in the least possible wear your skin kind of way. You make each day a freaking delight. Thanks!

  603. Man’s Search for Meaning, by Viktor Frankl.
    Frankl was a holocaust survivor and psychologist who went on to found the logotherapy school of psychotherapy (basically, that depression stems from lack of perceived meaning in life).
    It is a tremendous book, if a bit dark in the beginning (the whole Holocaust thing), but it completely changed the way I perceive the things that happen to me and interpret them. I try to re-read it every few years; it resets my brain. It is the book I most recommend to others (having had it recommended to me by one of the most sane people I know), right after Uncoupling: Turning points in intimate relations (by Vaughan), which is a sociologist’s exploration of how relationships end, and identifies clear steps and mileposts along the way. It was very eye-opening for me to read that during my divorce and realize that my relationship also followed the patterns step by step. My current husband and I refer back to it to make sure we’re not starting to slip down that slope unknowingly.

  604. Great books I highly recommend:

    Animal Dreams – Barbara Kingsolver

    The Shipping News (skip the movie!) – E Annie Proulx

    The Prince of Tides (skip this movie too!) – Pat Conroy

    Happy All the Time – Laurie Colwin

  605. Have you read your book? It’s very good! You have? Bummer

    I love Alias Grace by Margaret Atwood, Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris, Don’t Get to Comfortable by David Rakoff, Sex, Drugs and Cocoapuffs by Chuck Klosterman and maybe my all time favourite, Ishmael by Daniel Quinn

  606. oh also, older but so so good:
    The Way the Crow flies by Ann Marie McDonald
    Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenidis

  607. Anything by Terry Pratchett, but especially Going Postal. Anything by Jennifer Crusie, but especially Bet Me. Both books that have had me giggling during difficult times in my life.

  608. The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstien

  609. Fierce invalids home from hot climates. So damned smart and funny.

    Outlander series. My sick and sad books.

  610. Any of Suzette Haden Elgin’s books, especially the Ozark Trilogy.

  611. I love the book, Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn. Clever and it kinda sneaks up on ya!

  612. I’d suggest Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman but, given the authors, figure you’ve probably read it already. If you like steampunk, I’d go pretty much anything by Gail Carriger…

    On a completely random and unrelated note, I thought you might be interested this article…

  613. You’ve probably read it already, but read Divergent by Veronica Roth. Other worthy contenders for your reading dollars are A Vampire Quintent by Eugie Foster (who, by the way, could benefit from people buying her books – she’s fighting non-hodgkins lymphoma). Doll House by Anya Allyn, Wool by Hugh Howey, The Woods by Lauren Nicolle Taylor, The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms by N. K. Jemisin, all of Cherie Preist’s Clockwork Century Books (Boneshaker, Dreadnaught, Ganymede, The Inexplicables – there will be a fifth one out this year).

  614. Jennifer Crusie’s Welcome to Temptation.

    Other contenders: Page (and the rest of the Lady Knight series) by Tamora Pierce. Same with her Trickster’s Choice and Trickster’s Queen. Page is middle reader; the rest are YA. The other ones are YA.

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    Jessica Sahbaee

    The Thursday Next series. It starts with The Eyre Affair, by Jasper Fforde (the donkey’s name is Jasper, I thought it was fitting) which is set in 1983 and about a literary detective in England who can go into fiction and change it. It is amazing and has many literary jokes and I’ve probably read it 100 times. Truly a must read.

  616. It’s out of print, but you can buy The Merry Month of May by Nelia Gardner White almost anywhere used. I buy it often and give it to friends. She’s a brilliant writer, and I own a dozen of her books, but this one is a trio of short stories of women that the world would see as boring but that are fascinating in their own ways and in dealing with sadness, hardships, loneliness and misunderstanding. I read it at least once a year myself and pass on as many copies as I can.

  617. I like The 13th Tale as well, but I LOVED The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. As others have said — it’s simply magical and loved by everyone I know/heard of who’ve read it.

  618. A have to second A Visit from the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan – BEST fiction book of last year (or might have been 2012 release. FANTASTIC and kooky, but mostly just tremendous. Her other books are excellent too, but start with A Visit From the Goon Squad. The Keep was very different but also amazing. ENJOY !

  619. Bill Bryson, A Walk in the Woods
    Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

  620. IF you get to #615, I hope you will consider: THE PEARL DIVER by Jeff Talarigo. It is a quiet book about a Japanese woman who is a pearl diver in the 1940’s. She contracts leprosy and it is the story of her life. Interesting and different.

    In the stupid books that made me actually laugh my ass off category: any of the Janet Evanovich books featuring Stephanie Plum, starting with ONE FOR THE MONEY. I listened to them on CD (while I do stuff like dishes, laundry, dusting and all that crap that is pretty mindless) and recommend that (or whatever electronic media you want) because the reader was JUST SO GOOD. If there’s a book that will make you snort coffee out of your nose, this series will….

  621. The Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson

    Not only is it really interesting, but it’s funnaaaay ’cause then you can reasonably call people psychopaths and back yourself up with book knowledge.

    Boom, it’s the answer to winning every argument ever. (Everyone’s a psychopath a little bit)

  622. May I suggest “Perhaps I’ve Said Too Much?” It’s been on the Amazon best seller humor list since it’s debut!

    YOU helped pick the cover, after all. You should probably see what you’ve gotten yourself into.

    Also, Allie’s book is one of my “Also Viewed” items…which is pretty fucking awesome to see me in such amazing company.

    Glad you had a great holiday, Jenny!!!

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  623. I apologize for the self-serving response but it’s 3:45 am, I’m getting ready to head to Vegas for 3 nights and I’m pretty wired. Also, I need to sell books to support my inevitable gambling addiction from this trip.

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  624. I searched the page and it’s already been recommended 11 times, but I just had to suggest (again) “Outlander” by Diana Gabaldon. And all the subsequent/accompanying books, from the Companion to the Lord John series and any short stories in between. That should keep you occupied for awhile! And the next book is coming out this December. Make that next March. Errrr, April… Maybe June? At any rate. When it is FINALLY released, it will be amazing and worth the wait!!! AAAAAND, if you have Starz, they’re turning the whole she-bang (or at least the first book) into a mini-series, slated to start airing this summer. 😀

    Happy reading time!! And may the odds be ever in your favor?? Wait. That’s the wrong series.

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  625. Also? I second PP Tami’s suggestion to read anything by Nevada Barr. Excellent stuff. Okay. I’ll stop talking now and let someone else have a chance. But seriously. If you really need more suggestions, DM me on twitter (I’m the one you follow with the Derpy pony avatar) – we own 3500+ books, so I can probably give you some more titles if you make it through all of these here. 😉 Ha ha ha!

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  626. Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore. So much funny.

  627. A guard donkey – I don’t understand it, but I like it 🙂

  628. The particular sadness of lemon cake
    The Hotel New Hampshire
    Shadows of the wind

  629. My comment might get lost amid the 622 other ones, but MY book just came out on Amazon. 🙂 It’s called “A Lady in France” (just like my blog), and it’s about the bad things (car accidents, grief, addiction and depression), and the good things (God, falling in love, babies, funny people), and it takes place in Asia, NY, Africa and France.

    You know, just in case you’re in the mood for something not 100% funny. Otherwise I recommend Hyperbole and a Half.

    Happy Holidays!

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  630. I really, really want a donkey! Except they’re herd animals so I’d better have a couple of alpacas to keep the donkey company. And maybe a gentle big old horse for me to poddle around the paddock on. And some little white angora goats, ‘cos I love small goats.

    In terms of books, it depends what you’re into, of course.

    One of my genres is fantasy and Patrick Rothfuss is a great find – original, gripping, great characters, well written… he’s written two of a trilogy and I just WISH he’d get on with the third one!

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  631. Tamora Pierce, anything by her. And then hand the books to your daughter in a few years. Also, Patricia C. Wrede. Most of Mercedes Lackey. Ditto David Eddings (okay, the Dreamers was not on). You already know of Neil Gaiman, but Season of Mists is a must read. Douglas McKiernan. Ilona Andrews. Ummmm. Okay, I have a fantasy thing. And am pissed doesn’t have The Belgariad as an ebook.

    Jacqueline Carey’s Banewreaker and Godslayer, if you’re prepared to have your hear broken.

    C. J. Cherryh’s Cyteen, if you’ve not read it. Everyone should read Cyteen. Everyone should memorize Cyteen.



    The Foundation trilogy.

    Anne Bishop’s Black Jewels books, if you’re willing to deal with messed up sexual and feminist issues (it’s a mega guilty pleasure for me)

    Yvain by Chetrien du Troyes

    Gilgamesh. Dante’s Inferno. Machiavelli’s Prince.

    That’s just off the top of my head.

    And that’s just off the top of my head.

  632. Janet Evanovich………..One for the money………she has like 14 now. Hilarious and fun. Like you. You will love them. Pinky swear.

  633. Considering the number of replies already I can’t imagine you’ll get around to seeing this one, but in case you ever do:
    My all-time favourite book is Watership Down by Richard Adams. You might remember the terrifying children’s film they made of it back in the 70s or 80s. The book goes into much more detail, and the best description i can give you is that it’s like Lord of the Rings with bunnies.
    A rabbit has a premonition that the warren he lives in will be destroyed and he and his brother convince some of the other rabbits to escape and start a new warren somewhere safe. It follows the group as they find a new place, getting through animals that try to eat them, weirdo cult rabbits, a crazy warrior rabbit and his gulags, humans, fire, myxomatosis…
    It’s a fucking incredible story, and the background is filled in with rabbit languages and stories from the rabbits’ religion and things like that.

  634. Back again with one more, a rather different shapeshifter tale. Sequel is out in February.
    Written in red: a novel of the others – Anne Bishop

  635. the elegance of the hedgehog
    holy the firm
    black tickets

  636. There are so many good ones already mentioned! Here’s a few others…
    Lord of the Flies – William Golding
    The Impossible Lives of Greta Wells – Andrew Sean Greer
    Dancing on Broken Glass – Ka Hancock. Possibly the saddest book ever written
    Silver Linings Playbook – Matthew Quick. I love Jennifer Lawrence, but the book is sooo much better than the movie.

  637. For some interesting and frank autobiographies that tell you a lot about how films are really made I highly recommend

    Roger Moore’s My Word Is My Bond


    Bruce Campbell’s If Chins Could Kill

  638. I just read Anne Bishop’s Written in Red (Other’s book 1)
    It was some of the most original paranormal I’ve read in a long time. Second one is due out in March.

  639. Autobiography of an Execution by David Dow (non-fiction)

  640. I love the fictional chick-lit books by Marian Keyes. She has also struggled with health issues like depression. She is hilarious and I think that her sense of humour would appeal to you. Check out her catalogue – my favourites are the books that follow the 5 sisters of the Walsh family.
    Happy holidays to you.

  641. “Postcards Never Written” by Janita Van de Velde
    Canadian author with a sense of humour similar to yours.
    Janita’s semi-autobiography made me laugh out loud while I read it.
    She writes a blog under the same title.

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  642. “Outlander” by Diana Gabaldon

    “A Certain Chemistry” by Mil Millington

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    I was more amused than I should be at “tires for mother”. I’m picturing this nice little old lady turning into a monster truck hybrid.

    Anyway. The important things. BOOKS!

    Amanda (#534) hit the nail on the head with a few of my favorites: Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris and of course, The Great Vonnegut. For being such a book nerd, I’d expect you to have already dove deep within the wondrous depths of his work but I’ll forgive you if you haven’t yet and make it a New Year’s resolution to read him in 2014. 😛 If that’s the case, start with Cat’s Cradle. He’s wonderfully descriptive, poignant and bizarre all the same time.

    In my opinion, the best Burroughs books are Possible Side Effects and/or Dry. He’ll make you laugh, make you cry and give you warm fuzzy feels, all in the same book. I’ve sucked down everything he’s written so fast that I almost choked on it. Except This Is How. That was disappointing. 🙁

    Sedaris is also comedic memoir gold. Naked or Me Talk Pretty One Day are good places to start but I’m also a big fan of When You Are Engulfed in Flames. I just got Let’s Explore Diabetes With Owls for Christmas and I am PUMPED to read it but since I’ve not read it, I can’t recommend it in good faith.

    Another wonderfully weird writer is Chuck Palahnuik. Read everything. Now. Then read it again. Don’t start with Fight Club, everyone does that. Read Diary first, then Invisible Monsters, then Ch