me: Victor, come in here. I think maybe Hunter S. Thomcat has a cold.
Victor: Why?
me: Because he’s feeling a little horse.
Victor: That? Is a terrible joke.
me: You’re just upset you didn’t make it first.
Victor: Fair enough.
PS. Even Hunter seems chagrined at being involved in this bad of a pun. I’m so, so sorry. I couldn’t help myself.