Not a real post. Just a quick note:
I had hernia surgery on Friday night and I still feel awful even though lots of people said I’d be as good as new in a few days, so now I feel shitty because I hurt and also shitty because I hurt. That sounds like I just repeated myself but I assure you, there’s a difference. It might be one that only makes sense when you’re on the same pain pills I’m on, though.
On the plus-side, I can finally sit up without screaming and I can creep around the house for several minutes as long as I do it in super-slow motion so I don’t jostle anything in my stomach. I’m like a small, screamy iceberg who suddenly can’t do anything normally anymore.
This gif is pretty much exactly what it’s like to be me today:
I’d have a funny ending here if I wasn’t ouchy and high.