Last week I was discussing the taint with my friends (as you do) and wondered aloud how that part of your body even got a name and one of my friends was like, “Seriously? Because it t’aint your butthole and it t’aint your genitals.” And I just sat there with my mind blown because I HAD NO IDEA.
This is exactly what friends are for. To help you with your taint. Not literally though. Being a friend means never having to physically help with someone else’s taint. That should go on a greeting card.
Anyway, I was just thinking about all of the other things that I don’t know that are common knowledge and I wish I had a list of them but I don’t because I don’t know them yet. So if you have any super-obvious things you found out much later than everyone else please share them here because that way I’ll feel better about myself and maybe we’ll all learn something.
The more you know…
PS. I just made my newest educational stationary:
