Last week my friend said that her mom’s greatest piece of advice was “Do one thing every day that scares you” and I told her that was terrible advice because you know what scares me? Bears. I’m not going to do a bear, lady. I don’t even think that’s legal in Texas.
Long story short? I think my friend’s mom is trying to kill me.
UPDATED: Hang on. I just realized that technically having sex with a bear would be extremely terrifying and would probably make you appreciate the rest of your fragile life. A life where you don’t have to have sex with dangerous, bitey bears.
So I guess there’s some actual advice in there after all. Not good advice. But still.