I just ordered Chinese delivery but I had questions when it arrived because…um…
And the delivery guy was like “Are you sure?” and I was all, “Yeah. I’m pretty sure I’d remember if I ordered a steamed dump.” But turns out that I did order that. Because it’s steamed dumplings. It’s also a perfect example of why abbreviations are sometimes a really bad idea.
Also, Victor just pointed out that the steamed dump is literally a #2 on the menu so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised if I order a #2 and a steamed dump showed up at the door. He has a point but I’m pretty sure Victor needs to stop blaming the victim.