Apparently our water company is “smoke testing sewer lines” in my neighborhood, and so we were told that we shouldn’t panic if we see smoke coming from our house because they’re “just testing for holes”. I assume they mean unintentional holes in the pipes, because pipes technically are holes. That’s how pipes work. But now I’m worried that if there is a real fire in my house I’ll dismiss it until it’s too late because I’ll be too embarrassed to call the fire department in case the smoke is really just “I have too many unintentional toilet holes”.
Also, I just accidentally drank out of the glass I used to wash the dog this morning and now I don’t know if I should call poison control.
So that’s how my day is going. You?