Earlier this year there was an internet thing where you ask google to auto-predict what you need and what you have, and it did not work out well for me:
THANKS, GOOGLE.
But I decided to give it another chance because there’s a new thing where people are googling their name and the word “likes” to see what Google thinks you like and I thought that might give me something less unsettling.
Ah. So, never mind then.