Today I didn’t accomplish much because tv exists and I felt shitty about it but then I thought that maybe today I managed to forget something horribly scarring forever. I don’t know what it was but I don’t want to really think about it too hard because then maybe I’ll remember whatever it was. This sounds like a non-accomplishment but think about all the uncomfortable things that happened to you in your life that you cringe about when they sneak into your head at 2am and are like, “Remember that time you went to high five that guy who was missing a hand and he just stared at you and it got awkward so you pretended you were just stretching? Except, he still had one hand so why didn’t he just high five with that one? Was that guy being an asshole for not high-fiving or was I an asshole for high-fiving?” And obviously I still remember this particular incident but maybe I forgot something else like this, and how awesome is that? So basically I maybe therapeutically may have made a breakthrough to get past something possibly haunting me emotionally, and maybe you did that too and you just don’t remember. WHICH WAS THE GOAL. Just…one that we didn’t know about. Which makes us even more successful. I think.
Maybe not, but I’m giving us the benefit of the doubt. Because that’s what a healed person does. Probably.
You win. We all win.
Lets go watch tv.