So I was writing a professional letter and spellcheck was like, “Nope. You spelled ‘fucking’ wrong” and I was like, “Yeah, I’m pretty fucking sure I didn’t, spellcheck” but I’m open-minded so I looked at their reasoning and spellcheck was like, “You’re using the wrong subject-verb agreement, asshole. This is how you conjugate verbs, yo.”
And spellcheck has a point except that I was using “fucking” as an adjective, not a verb and it’s weird that I even have to explain this to a computer.
Frankly, I feel like I’m back in French class except with slightly more cursing and no French.
PS. I just did spellcheck on this post and got this:
I’m getting mixed messages here, spellcheck. Or maybe it’s learning? Let’s go with that one. I need to feel like I accomplished something today.