me: LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL.
Victor: WTF. I’m on a conference call.
me: I’m thinking of calling her Daenerys TAILgaryen. Because she has a tail.
Victor: That’s terrible.
me: Marmot of Dragons.
Victor: I’m literally working here.
me: FURst of her name.
Victor: Stop.
me: I can’t come up with a better Game of Thrones squirrel pun. It’s nuts.
Victor: Seriously?
me: I’m so sorry. I walnut do it again.
Comments of the day: Oh wait. She’s the leader of the Unsquirrellied. ~ Regansbox