So the Chinese version of Furiously Happy was recently published and for some reason they gave Rory a head band which seems weird but it’s obviously working because I just found out that Furiously Happy is a National Bestseller in China. So much so that they can’t keep it in stock.
WTF, y’all.
And to make it even more surreal, I just got these pictures from Dook in China. I don’t know your last name, Dook, but you are my special favorite person…
What.
Hang on…
Wait for it.
That last picture? That’s my 40 foot tall dead raccoon waving wildly to people on the other side of the world. And also part of Dook’s thumb. I’m almost positive that this is some sort of fever dream or that I’m in a coma.
So far this is my favorite coma.
PS. If you read Chinese can you tell me what these posters say? I’m assuming something like, “Y’ALL, THIS BITCH IS CRAZY. READ THIS AND FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF.” True in any language.