Conversation between my daughter, my husband and me:
Hailey: We should get off our phones while we eat and play a game.
me: Okay. Let’s play 20 Questions.
Hailey: What’s 20 Questions?
Victor: You’ve got 19 left.
Hailey: What?
me: 18.
Victor: Wow. You are really bad at this.
Hailey: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
me: 17.
Hailey: I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT’S HAPPENING.
Victor: That’s not even a question.
me: Double penalty for not asking questions. You have to stand on one foot until one of the cats touches you.
Hailey: THIS IS NOT A REAL GAME.
me: Uh oh.
Victor: Ooh. Bad idea.
Hailey: What?
Victor: Denouncing the game while in the game is a triple penalty. You just lost all your points and you can’t use your hands until somebody farts.
Hailey: I just wanted to play UNO.
me: Good luck playing UNO with no hands.
PS. The dog farted. We played UNO.