This tip box is on the counter of a restaurant we always go to and every time I see it it makes me smile.
Last time we were in there Victor pointed out that the spelling issue isn’t helping but I’d like to think it’s intentional because you read it and suddenly there’s a kitten telling you that “coins piss” and then you subconsciously want to get rid of all of your coins. Plus, when you put your coin down a plastic kitty paw comes out and snatches it and that is worthwhile entertainment. Victor disagrees but mainly because he’s always impatiently honking and waiting in the car while I’m standing there for 20 minutes happily feeding nickels to fake cat legs.
Except last time we went in there the batteries were out so the box kitty was like, “NO THANKS, LADY. YOU JUST KEEP YOUR PEE PENNIES” and so instead I had to just drop all my change in a bucket that didn’t feature cats or urine, and then the cashier was like, “Um…that’s the bowl we keep the soy sauce packets in” and I didn’t want to fish all my piss coins out of the soy sauce so I just left and now I can never go there again.