I’m a big fan of Halloween so this year I’ve decided to dress up as one of my favorite characters ever.
Victor and Hailey had just watched the show the character was from so it was fresh in their minds when I put everything together and walked out to surprise them:
me: “Are you terrified? You should be. At any rate, I’m not going to kill you. Well, maybe after dessert. I put a lot of effort into the key lime pie.”
Victor: Huh.
me: Pretty good impersonation, right?
Hailey: I don’t get it. Who are you supposed to be?
me: Really? Hang on. “I used to be an outcast, a freak. I go proudly to the flame. Go ahead, BURN ME.”
Hailey: ?
me: REALLY? Your daughter doesn’t know who I am.
Victor: Well she isn’t very familiar with Ronald McDonald.
me: I’M NOT RONALD MCDONALD. Seriously, you guys?
Hailey: Give me another hint.
me: “Don’t be a hater, dear.”
Hailey: I give up. Who is mom supposed to be?
Victor: She’s Wendy’s.
me: wtf
Hailey: Oh. Well you should be wearing blue and carrying a frosty.
me: I hate you both.
Victor: We’re just kidding. We know you’re…Ron Weasley’s grandma?
Hailey: Oh my God, totally. You nailed it, mom.
PS. For those of you who do not watch American Horror Story, I’m Myrtle Snow. Well, Myrtle Snow on a fifty dollar budget.
PPS. They maybe have a point. Have a frosty.
