Today we’re going to concentrate on something different because for the last week I’ve been dropping hints that we need to adopt chickens to live in the house because while we’re self-isolating this would be a great chance to train them and Victor keeps saying something about our HOA not allowing chickens but I’m pretty sure that rule is doesn’t pertain to indoor chicken and if it does that’s just because they’ve never seen a pet chicken in a fancy ass tuxedo (Which they would totally wear all the time so people take them seriously). Victor says chickens are not pets but I knew a chicken named Nugget who was a real sweetie and only pooped on me once and I’m pretty sure they probably make good anxiety companion animal. Victor disagrees so we compromised and that’s how this bit of fried gold we saw on Facebook ended up in my life:
(It died of natural causes on a farm, btw. I checked. And if you’re new here, the raccoon was roadkill. Don’t throw blood on me.)
I spent several hours brushing it out and looking for a good name…Lorenzo Llama? Llama Delrey? Llama Mia? and then Victor was like, “That’s an alpaca” and I can’t come up with a single good alpaca name so I need your help. Suggestions? Leave it in the comments.
PS. HANG ON….VIRGINIA WOOLf? Not sure that one works unless I spell it out every time.
HELP.