Hi. If you are the adorable mommypie (or anyone who loves true romance) go here now and do not read the rest of this post.
If you have been dumped, cheated on or recently destroyed by love do not go there. Just stay here and look at this nice, comforting period .
Basically it’s a proposal. Online. Hosted on this chick’s blog. And it’s entirely possible that this guy is a dangerous stalker and that this will all end very badly but honestly that’s what makes this all so fascinating. And also because it’s beautiful/magical/memorable/la la la.
PS. Oh fuck, I screwed this up. Apparently I was supposed to post something romantic about my own engagement. I can sum up Victor’s proposal to me in three words: Taco Bell Drive-Thru. Swear to God.
PPS. Victor just informed me that ‘Drive-thru’ counts as two words even though it’s clearly hyphenated and then I stabbed him in the leg for correcting me. And he’s all “The hell?!” And I’m like “I DID IT WITH LOVE. There’s a whole rack of knives next to me and I chose a spork for God’s sake. I’m trying to help you”. Then he went to the readi-clinic down the street and I asked him to bring me some wine coolers on the way back and he screamed something obscene at me but I’m pretty sure that was the spork talking.
I pretty much have the most successful marriage of anyone I’ve ever known.
Comment of the day: This story was like “Sleeping Beauty” only more stabby ~ Kurt