This isn’t a real post. It’s just a quick update. Last week I looked at my list of people who’d signed up for one of the free 5,000 bookplates I’d autographed and I found out that there were actually 6,000 people signed up. Then I sighed deeply and called my publisher and asked if theyContinue reading “UPDATED: Don’t let my hands falling off be in vain.”
Category Archives: terrible titles
This isn’t a real post. It’s just something cool I liked.
Many years ago, my friend (Rachael) painted a portrait of my pug, Barnaby Jones Pickles. Several years later he was killed by a rattlesnake, but I’m pretty sure those two things are unrelated. At least, I hope they are, because Rachael’s now doing Day of the Dead art and she just surprised me with myContinue reading “This isn’t a real post. It’s just something cool I liked.”
Victor ruins everything and also probably hates America
Conversation I had with Victor after I decided we needed to start having game night… me: I’m signing us up for sign language classes so we’ll be really good at charades on game night. Victor: First off, I don’t do “game night”. Secondly, that’s not how charades works. me: I’m pretty sure it is, butContinue reading “Victor ruins everything and also probably hates America”
I can’t think of a proper title for this.
I’m two weeks behind on the wrap-up again because I suck. But I have a good reason because Victor’s still dealing with his broken arm (see: “Man Cold” X 80 billion). He’s having a plate put in it next week, which is nice because that means that he’ll have to be frisked through every airportContinue reading “I can’t think of a proper title for this.”
UPDATED: SHOCKING PICTURES OF LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS HOLDING WATER.
This week I was flooded with uncomfortably awkward blog pitches. Most were robotic form-letters attempting to get a product mentioned in exchange for a high-res photo of something that no one would ever want a high-res photo of. For instance, an hour ago I got an email from a pr chick (named Bridget) asking ifContinue reading “UPDATED: SHOCKING PICTURES OF LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS HOLDING WATER.”
This is my second post about Abraham Lincoln today and neither of them have been useful in any way. That must be some sort of record. A terrible, terrible record.
In honor of Presidents Day. And of me being too lazy to write a proper post. More of the latter really. Happy day, presidents.