functions I shouldn’t be allowed to attend

WRITING WITH PETS.

Today is the pub date of the paperback of Broken (in the best possible way) and I’m so excited and nervous because today people will be able to read the new bonus chapter and tonight I’m doing my first live tour stop in SO MANY YEARS. It sold out in two hours but I’ll beContinue reading “WRITING WITH PETS.”

This isn’t a real post

This isn’t a real post. Just checking in to say a few things that I have on my list of things to write about but that I haven’t written about because I haven’t had time to make into a polished post because I’ve been working on my next book (FINALLY MY BRAIN IS ALMOST WORKINGContinue reading “This isn’t a real post”

If it’s Tuesday this must be Milwaukee.

Hello, Milwaukee! I’m here and it’s the last stop of the second leg of my tour so let’s do this shit! I’ll be at Boswell Book Company at 6:30pm. Come? Next stop? Home for Halloween. Then? Minneapolis. See the whole tour here.

If it’s Sunday this must be Chicago.

Hello, Chicago! I’m here to see you but there isn’t enough room at the bookstore so we’re doing this at a church. For real. 4pm at the Ebenezer Lutheran Church, 5 minutes from the bookstore. And now you can tell everyone that you can’t do whatever it was you were supposed to do because it’sContinue reading “If it’s Sunday this must be Chicago.”

If it’s Friday this must be Ohio.

1. Holy shit, you guys. Just found out that Furiously Happy is on the NYT bestseller list for the fourth week in a row. AAAAAHHHH! I’m blaming you for this (in a good way) because people keep coming to book signings and saying they only just discovered it because a stranger on the subway wasContinue reading “If it’s Friday this must be Ohio.”

If it’s Tuesday this must be Toronto.

Hello, Canada! I’ve traveled across your snowy gloriousness to reach you. And by “your snowy gloriousness” I mean “customs”. Come see me, Toronto? I’ll be at the Indigo Bay and Bloor at 7pm. Next stop? Ohio! See the whole Furiously Happy tour here. PS. I’ll be on CTV Canada AM today because Canada hasContinue reading “If it’s Tuesday this must be Toronto.”