If you have been dumped, cheated on or recently destroyed by love do not go there. Just stay here and look at this nice, comforting period .
Basically it’s a proposal. Online. Hosted on this chick’s blog. And it’s entirely possible that this guy is a dangerous stalker and that this will all end very badly but honestly that’s what makes this all so fascinating. And also because it’s beautiful/magical/memorable/la la la.
PS. Oh fuck, I screwed this up. Apparently I was supposed to post something romantic about my own engagement. I can sum up Victor’s proposal to me in three words: Taco Bell Drive-Thru. Swear to God.
PPS. Victor just informed me that ‘Drive-thru’ counts as two words even though it’s clearly hyphenated and then I stabbed him in the leg for correcting me. And he’s all “The hell?!” And I’m like “I DID IT WITH LOVE. There’s a whole rack of knives next to me and I chose a spork for God’s sake. I’m trying to help you”. Then he went to the readi-clinic down the street and I asked him to bring me some wine coolers on the way back and he screamed something obscene at me but I’m pretty sure that was the spork talking.
I pretty much have the most successful marriage of anyone I’ve ever known.
Comment of the day: This story was like “Sleeping Beauty” only more stabby ~ Kurt