Unless you’re my mother (or someone who’s as geeky as I am) you can just ignore this post. Honestly. Unless you know what a graphic novel is you should just come back tomorrow.
All the normal people out of the room? Good. Because I’m about to geek out, because I’m in a comic book. And granted, it’s a comic book made by two guys who I love, and no one really knows about it, and it’s made in Europe, and I’m not getting paid for it or anything, but still? I’m in a comic book. Well, on the back cover of a comic book, technically. You know what? I’m going to stop talking about it because it’s taking away the magic of me being in a comic book. But if I had a life list? This would be on it.
Also, James Garfield and Victor are in it. Awesome. You should buy one. Unless you’re my mom, in which case I already have one for you. The comic is called Taroch & Short and (aside from the back cover) it’s a darkly beautiful and disturbing tale that you really should read.
I don’t really have a funny way to end this. I apologize. I’m a little drunk and easily excited.