Conversation I had with Victor while Hailey was playing on the playground.
me: Does Hailey’s cup say “Vagina” on it?
Victor: Um. What?
me: Vagina. It looks like Hailey’s cup says “vagina” on it.
Victor: It doesn’t. Like, at all.
me: Well, I figured. But it looks like it.
Victor: No. No, it doesn’t.
me: Hang on. Let me take a picture from my angle.
Victor: Wow. That...totally looks like it says “vagina”.
me: Exactly.
PS. It actually says “Imagination”. Something I needed very little of to find a vagina in that cup.
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In non-related news, it’s time for the weekly wrap-up. Let’s get started, shall we?
What you missed on the Houston Chronicle:
What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
What you missed on the internets:
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
- I totally get it, parrot.
- How not to act when caught on camera.
- The Badgermin
- This is not about buttholes.
- Disapproving rabbits.
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