Victor: Why didn’t Ash come to our house when she was in town?
me: Your guess is as good as mine.
Victor: Because she hates you?
me: Why are your guesses always so insulting?
Victor: You said my guess was as good as yours.
me: Well, I was wrong.
Victor: Maybe she was on her way over when she ran over a bunch of violent dwarves and had to find some hungry bears to help her dispose of the bodies.
me: Okay…that guess was a little better than mine.
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And now, time for the weekly wrap-up…
What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
What you missed on the internets:
- What I got for Mother’s Day.
- It’s like we’re in 6th grade again. But in a good way.
- Kick-ass stuff I pinned.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome: