I wanted to buy costumes for the cats but they were really expensive so instead I decided to just make some because I am very crafty. I wanted to glue six googley eyes to the cat so he could be a spider, but then Victor said that most spiders also have eight legs and I pointed out that (obviously) this would be a spider who’d been involved in an accident with a shoe, and then Victor hid the hot glue gun, so I had to come up with something else. I decided to make a cat costume for the cat because it was kind of “ironic” and Victor said that it was “stupid” and I pointed out that those two things are not mutually exclusive. I eventually decided to go with a tiger, because technically when people dress up for Halloween they usually dress as creepier hominids like vampires and zombies so technically cats would probably choose to dress as creepier felines. This all makes perfect sense and I wish you’d stop questioning me, Victor.
How to make a cat costume for the cat:
1. Take one stuffed animal:
2. Rip his face off. Don’t do this in front of small children, as it will scar them for life (but will also probably get them to clean their room the first time you ask.)
3. Stick your cat’s head through the slightly mutilated animal face hole:
EVERYONE WINS.
PS. Ferris Mewler got a costume too but he was a bit upset with it. Probably because it wasn’t home-made:
In unrelated news, it’s time for the weekly wrap up.
What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
What you missed on the internets:
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
This week’s round-up sponsored by Hyland’s Homeopathy. You can enter their Halloween contest by uploading cute photos of their kids in costumes. The person with the most votes will win the Grand prize that includes a $100 Visa Gift Card, Cold Weather Products from Hyland’s & a backpack. Or if you don’t have kids you could probably just dress up some cats. And if you don’t have any cats you could steal some. That’s what I’d do.
PS. Hyland’s does not support the kidnapping of cats. That was my idea. Apparently I need to clarify that for some reason.