Last week I wrote that I had something to share that I thought was funny, but that I wasn’t certain if I could write about it because I wasn’t sure if it was racist or not, and so I asked a black friend and she said it was fine, but then I thought I needed to ask some more black friends but two of them didn’t respond to me and then I got bored. Then my original friend who was all “It’s not racist. White people are allowed to like Snoop Dogg too” saw that I’d totally wimped out of writing the post in the first place and so she just left the comment: “Chicken“. And she was right. So instead I wrote into “Yo, Is This Racist?” to ask that guy his opinon since he’s an expert but he’s not responding to me. Probably because he’s racist. That was a joke. More likely it’s in his spam folder. Maybe both. Regardless, I felt very stupid and somewhat cowardly about not publishing the post, and so I thought I’d post it now because technically it’s like I’m encouraging the necessary and on-going conversation about race-issues. Also, this lead-up is way too long and makes this whole post a bit anti-climatic. I apologize for that and also for possibly being accidentally racist. I assure you that my next post will be back to non-offensive topics like dog rape and making fun of ugly babies. Turn away now if you are only here for ugly babies.
Someone sent me a link to gizoogle, which is much like if my friend Snoop Dogg was reinterpreting the internet. Also, can you call someone your “friend” if you once spent a lot of time hanging out with his wax sculpture? I say “yes”. This is my wiki-page reinterpreted by gizoogle. It is awesome.
“Right back up in your motherfucking ass” is my new auto-signature.