Dear charitable organizations who inexplicably keep sending me money: FUCKING STOP IT. Is it just me? I get all these letters asking for money but there are pennies and nickels glued to the requests and I guess that it’s supposed to prove that it only takes 9 cents a day to not kill cats orContinue reading “Fucking stop it”
Category Archives: Posts that will get me hate mail
If everyone is bullied then who are the bullies? Answer: Us. I guess?
This week Hailey went to a bullying workshop at her martial arts school and I sat through it and agreed with most of what was said, except that it was missing the one thing that all bullying talks seem to miss. They get that most people will be bullied in their lives but you almostContinue reading “If everyone is bullied then who are the bullies? Answer: Us. I guess?”
Jesus.
Y’all, I found Jesus. More specifically I found Jesus on a wall pocket at a thrift shop and Victor wouldn’t let me buy it because he hates Jesus. Or because he hates wall pockets. Hard to tell. But it’s fantastic because LOOK AT HIM. Most Jesuses (Jesusi?) fall under the subsets of “Caring Shepard Jesus”Continue reading “Jesus.”
Things I wrote while high. (Not much different than what I wrote while sober if I’m being honest.)
This week when I was still high from the anesthesia I apparently wrote myself a series of notes on my phone. A lot of them were literally gibberish but there were a few that made me go: “WTF?” and also, “I mean, yeah, maybe” at the same time. This was one of them: I thinkContinue reading “Things I wrote while high. (Not much different than what I wrote while sober if I’m being honest.)”
So where do we go from here?
This post peppered with medicinal kittens because smarter people are writing better things so I’m doing this instead. This was a lot of us the night of the election: If you’re like me you’ve been spending the last days feeling helpless and uncertain what to do. Some things are easy, like donating to causes that you feelContinue reading “So where do we go from here?”
It’s going to be okay.
UPDATED: It’s the morning after now and I feel like I got hit with a truck. But what I said in this post is still valid and I stand behind it. I’m updating this post though with a very helpful comment was left on my last Facebook post and I’m sharing it here in caseContinue reading “It’s going to be okay.”
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