Today I opened my mail and found my book translated into German, along with a German magazine filled with pictures of my grandparents for some reason.
It was weird. And awesome.
At first I thought the title translated to “What’s With The Night War, Stinky?” but according to people on twitter it’s more like “Is This Actually Happening, Or What?” Which makes slightly more sense, but I kind of like my interpretation better. Also, Hamlet Von Schnitzel is now a Dracula for some reason, and I thought my cat was checking out the German magazine article about me, but apparently he just wanted to hide his face because he’d rather not be associated with this whole debacle. Fair enough.
Also, I asked Victor what “Psycho” translated to in English and turns out it just means “Psycho”. So I guess there wasn’t a lot lost in translation after all. And now we can all speak a word of German, so technically I think this means that my blog is now considered educational. And world-renowned. And a little psycho.
Just as it should be.