I saw this car parked in the street. It has nothing written on either side, but the back speaks for itself. I’m just not entirely sure what it’s saying:
What is “it“? Is “it” vagina? Because that’s the only logical thing I can think of. Victor says maybe it’s a plumber and “it” is referring to “water” but sometimes you actually want cold water. Did you ever drink a big glass of boiling-hot tap water? Because it’s shitty and that’s when you actually need a plumber.
On an utterly and completely self-serving notice, GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT IN THE MAIL?
So, yeah, it’s a copy of my new paperback two weeks before it comes out. And I’m giving it to you. Because I love you. But only one of you gets it so the rest of you should totally go out and preorder it right now because if you don’t buy it they’ll burn all the leftovers. So basically you’re supporting book burning by not buying this book. Probably. I don’t really know what happens to books that don’t get bought. They probably just go to book orphanages and look through rainy windows longingly. Hard to tell.
Want the book? Leave a comment and I’ll randomly select someone this week.
PS. It’s vagina, right? Right. It’s totally vagina.
Updated: Winner ~ Fiona (Thanks!)