The last leg of my book tour starts just in a few days and I just realized that it’s on April Fool’s Day. I can only assume that I’m going to show up and the bookstore is going to be like “What? There’s no event here. This is a marina. You’ve been booked to scrape barnacles off of boats.” But the joke’s on them because I love scraping barnacles. Plus, if you show up I’ll force them to let me do a reading and a signing in between the barnacle stuff. It’ll be awesome. Or terrible. Probably both.
April 1 ~ San Francisco, CA, Books Inc. (in the Marina, apparently), 7pm
April 2 ~ Danville, CA Rakestraw, 7pm
April 3 ~ San Jose, CA Barnes & Noble, 7pm
April 4 ~ Phoenix, AZ Barnes & Noble, 7pm
PS. I’m not sure how, but somehow this insane book is still on the NYT list. And that? Is a damn miracle. One that you created. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And to thank you even more I’m going to give a few of you an autographed copy of my book which you can’t read. Unless you can read German. In which case, you are way smarter than me.
Unless you want the English copy. Whatever. Just tell me what you want in the comments and if you get picked I’ll give it to you. Unless what you want is a bunch of eyeless faces in a box. Those are mine.