I don’t how many languages my books have been published in but I am always amazed at the strange and wonderful covers that show up in all the various countries. Today I got to see the Russian cover for Let’s Pretend This Never Happen and it’s pretty fucking glorious: Victor had questions about why RussiaContinue reading “Weird in every language”
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Not sure what’s “traditional” about this, but I still love it.
So I got a couple of copies of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened in traditional Chinese recently and I love the cover but I just took a closer look at the back and it’s my favorite thing ever: And the back: That’s me with my arm jammed in a spermy cow vagina as my sisterContinue reading “Not sure what’s “traditional” about this, but I still love it.”
I love this so hard.
A lot of high school kids do monologues or speeches or interpretive scripts based on my books but I almost never get to see the finished products. This one was online though and I just watched it and it made me (cough) furiously happy. It’s based on Let’s Pretend This Never Happened. Thought I wouldContinue reading “I love this so hard.”
Sometimes the only way out is through.
So, I got more medical bad news and it’s not the end of the world but it means lots more invasive tests and very soon I will write about it when I can find the humor in it (and there is humor in it) but today I just feel a little low and the bestContinue reading “Sometimes the only way out is through.”
Want a book for the holidays?
This isn’t a real post. It’s just a quick note to tell you that I’m going to meet the lovely people from BookPeople tomorrow in a parking lot to sign all of the books you might want personalized for Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus/Flying Spaghetti Monster week. If you want one for yourself or for a gift make sureContinue reading “Want a book for the holidays?”
Dear stranger who made my whole day:
Dear anonymous stranger in the car ahead of me who paid for my breakfast: You made my whole morning brighter and you inspired me to pay for the next person behind me. Which actually made me feel even better, which is the nicest thing ever but it’s also sort of weird because the gift you gave me isContinue reading “Dear stranger who made my whole day:”
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On Sundays we go up to @nowherebookshop and I personalize book orders and later I find Hailey hiding in the window seat reading books and it always makes my heart swell a little.
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The @myfavoritemurder ladies sent me the paperback of their book and wrapped it up with these STAY OUT OF THE FOREST socks that I’m going to be buried in.
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