Let’s Pretend This Never Happened

IGNORING THE LIMITS OF DECENCY.

I just got a copy of the Russian version of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened and I used google to poorly translate the cover and this is now becoming my new favorite thing. This is what it actually looks like in real life but after running running it through google’s auto-translating cameras, we get somethingContinue reading “IGNORING THE LIMITS OF DECENCY.”

Lost in translation. (AND CELEBRATION!)

I’m always very excited with a new translation of one of my books comes out, mostly because it gives me a chance to use google-translate to try (and fail) to determine what what the cover says. I just got the Polish version of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened and it did not disappoint: And nowContinue reading “Lost in translation. (AND CELEBRATION!)”

Weird in every language

I don’t how many languages my books have been published in but I am always amazed at the strange and wonderful covers that show up in all the various countries. Today I got to see the Russian cover for Let’s Pretend This Never Happen and it’s pretty fucking glorious: Victor had questions about why RussiaContinue reading “Weird in every language”

Not sure what’s “traditional” about this, but I still love it.

So I got a couple of copies of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened in traditional Chinese recently and I love the cover but I just took a closer look at the back and it’s my favorite thing ever: And the back: That’s me with my arm jammed in a spermy cow vagina as my sisterContinue reading “Not sure what’s “traditional” about this, but I still love it.”

I love this so hard.

A lot of high school kids do monologues or speeches or interpretive scripts based on my books but I almost never get to see the finished products. This one was online though and I just watched it and it made me (cough) furiously happy. It’s based on Let’s Pretend This Never Happened. Thought I wouldContinue reading “I love this so hard.”

Sometimes the only way out is through.

So, I got more medical bad news and it’s not the end of the world but it means lots more invasive tests and very soon I will write about it when I can find the humor in it (and there is humor in it) but today I just feel a little low and the bestContinue reading “Sometimes the only way out is through.”