Victor says I never accomplish anything when he’s out of town but I spent yesterday super-gluing tiny rhinestones to a taxidermied deer’s nose so that it would look more magical. So there, Victor.
PS. I bought the deer in a thrift shop because it looks exactly like Victor when he’s like “What the hell is wrong with you?”
And the answer is that I’m rescuing a battered old deer head to turn him into the kind of magical bad-ass who looks fit to hang out with The White Witch of Narnia.
I’m not even close to finished yet, but it’s a work-in-progress…
PPS. I accidentally super glued my thumb to a dead deer’s face so now I can check that one off my bucket list. Victor said it doesn’t count because no one has that on their bucket list, but I do my bucket list in reverse order (writing down the items I want to accomplish after I’ve already accomplished them) so that I’m always caught up. So now I can also scratch off “dismantle a chandelier” and “bedazzle a corpse”. Also, “annoy victor from several States away”. He claims that one was already accomplished long ago but now I’m trying to set a record for distance.