me: I wanted to make something new for my shop but all I’ve come up with is a shirt that says “This is where I keep my nipples.”
Victor: Hmm. How about “My meemaw can kick your meemaw’s ass.”
me: Maybe.
Victor: What about a shirt that says “My other shirt has diarrhea on it”?
me: Ooh! And then you get your partner to wear a second shirt and that other shirt just says “Diarrhea.”
Victor: Um…I think you’ve gone too far.
me: No, it’s like having matching outfits, but less lame. And with more diarrhea.
Victor: That’s too much diarrhea.
me: Can you really ever have too much diarrhea?
Victor: Yes. Yes, you can.
I decided to just put all of these ideas up for sell and zazzle was like “Hey! Check out your designs on other products!” and I was like, “I don’t think that’s a good idea” and Zazzle was like, “YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT.”
You’re making it weird, Zazzle.
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And now, the weekly wrap-up of awesomeness:
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- Whatcha drinkin? Diarrhea.
- Nipples not included.
- All that other stuff at the top.
Shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-awesome:
- Kick-ass stuff I pinned.
- This makes me laugh. It’s ridiculously stupid.
- Turn off the lights, put this on full-screen and enjoy.
Shit you should buy or steal because it’s awesome:
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