Most of the toy shelves are fairly empty, but there are still a few things you can pick up on Christmas Eve:
Nothing better than a shitting animal at Christmas.
“I POOP PEANUTS!” the little elephant says. That’s because you don’t chew properly.
Also, I’m looking at the box and your kid is supposed to take the feces and feed it to your elephant again and again. And he just keeps pooping! It runs right through him, almost like diarrhea. Because it is diarrhea. Because you’ve given him dysentery from feeding him his own shit. Merry Christmas!
Also available in Tigers!
PS. Victor says that “laying eggs” and “pooping eggs” are two different things. Sorry. I’m being anal.
PPS. This toy is on the same aisle. HOW IS THIS NOT SOLD OUT?:
